You stopped for geese

These things would never get anywhere near you in the bush. Because they know better, the only reason they parade across the street is because you submit to them. Funny though, you would never give another human being (in the dtes for an example) the same amount of dignity. And if that person is a cyclist. All bets are off, it’s like they’re not human. But geese. Everyone stops for the geese. What the f.

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Anonymous

May 27, 2022 at 1:12pm

They're called cobra chickens for a reason, they're scary.

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I am...

May 27, 2022 at 2:32pm

... a cyclist, and I never had that many problems, and, when I did, I would shout at the driver and 9/10 times they would apologize. I've heard from female friends who cycle, who are much smaller than me, tho, that some drivers can be aggressive.

As for the DTES, if you are going to get so high you have to lay down, its common courtesy to do this somewhere other than the middle of the sidewalk.

As for Geese, geese are cute, and if you hit one it would make ppl sad. Just yesterday there were some geese + goslings (baby geese?) in Stanley Park by Lost Lagoon. Too cute.

In the end, as a well-placed Freemason told me, "it isn't supposed to make sense."

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@Anonymous

May 27, 2022 at 4:43pm

Agreed. I was attacked by one at the park once. It was being aggressive with anyone walking on the path for some reason.

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What's your suggestion?

May 27, 2022 at 5:43pm

Just run over the geese? I would no more run over them than I would a human. All living things on the road should get the brakes as needed.
As for cyclists (and I'm one), maybe if we all stopped at stop signs and could actually "submit" to traffic law and geese and people, we'd all be safer and get less angst from others using the roads.

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Theme

May 27, 2022 at 6:09pm

Another confessional thought of resentment and jealousy that someone (foreigners) or animals (geese) get preferential treatment. Post-pandemic, it seems people really feel owed something and not getting it.

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Humans...

May 28, 2022 at 12:37pm

are supposed to know better than to jaywalk across a busy street.

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Anonymous

May 28, 2022 at 5:55pm

Hey Idiots if anything gets in your way while biking or driving you stop !!
Unless you get off on murdering something.
It's quite simple.
Some people are so damn obtuse.

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So What!

May 28, 2022 at 8:40pm

Let's all run down wildlife whenever the opportunity presents itself. What a wonderful world that would be. I like the geese. They're smart and work together to thrive. They would never think that one of the humans would cripple them just for the fun of the moment.

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Ronny O Pork Rourke

May 30, 2022 at 9:28pm

You tell them Ted Nugent!

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Jack M Frack M

May 30, 2022 at 9:29pm

For a moment reading the title I thought this was going to be a I Saw You post.

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