Seriously

Don’t ask me to tell any dad jokes. I don’t know what those are.

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My dad

Jun 11, 2022 at 7:50am

was a joke. There. Now you have it.

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the Father of Canadian federation certainly ain't funny

Jun 11, 2022 at 9:23am

“When the school is on the reserve, the child lives with its parents, who are savages, and though he may learn to read and write, his habits and training mode of thought are Indian. He is simply a savage who can read and write. It has been strongly impressed upon myself, that Indian children should be withdrawn as much as possible from the parental influence, and the only way to do that would be to put them in central training industrial schools where they will acquire the habits and modes of thought of white men." 1879

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It’s

Jun 11, 2022 at 9:52am

Something meant to be clever that elicits a deep contemptuous groan or the biggest eyeroll. That’s the true sign of an epic Dad joke. And it’s The Greatest. It also requires the joke teller to be compelled to take the risk in hopes intention will make contact - past any persons well constructed mask. That type of impact is a powerful drug.

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What Do You Call

Jun 11, 2022 at 11:38am

A dad that falls through the ice? A popsicle.

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Agreed

Jun 11, 2022 at 2:15pm

They’re way overrated and not funny.

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Did you hear the one about the 2 dad's?

Jun 11, 2022 at 7:51pm

They weren't married....they were just living together common law.

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Re: did you hear

Jun 11, 2022 at 10:18pm

Yeah, it’s called homosexuality.

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@What Do You Call

Jun 11, 2022 at 11:26pm

I don’t get it.

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Re:Re: did you hear

Jun 12, 2022 at 7:00am

Wow gee whiz, no kidding Sherlock.

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@@What

Jun 12, 2022 at 11:04am

Haha I was kind of thinking that too. It does makes sense, but the first part of the joke is funnier, the second part kind of sounds like the dad could be falling through grains.

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