Drunken Farewell

I will probably not hear the end of it. I apologized to everyone involved and they were nice but I still feel really embarrassed. I recently attended a gathering of a dozen or so friends and had a bit too much to drink for my Asian genes to handle. Apparently, on my way out I called out something to the effect of "Everyone have sex! Enjoy!" Probably won't attend another such gathering for the next 5 or maybe 10 years.


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Maybe it's time kid...

Jul 21, 2022 at 8:44pm

Just quit drinking.
I used to drink and I don't think I ever did anything too stupid but it just makes me feel bloated, slow and stupid.
Once you stop your option of drunk people goes down very, very fast. Drunks are stupid, loud, obnoxious and alcohol is the worst drug for availability and social acceptance.
So many times drunk guys will go out of their way to come over to me, passing much better candidates, to talk to me.
Maybe it's a gay thing but I think it's just the insanity of booze and the desire for insane drunk assholes to bug sane, calm people doing their own thing.

Nah, it’s all good :)

Jul 21, 2022 at 9:24pm

Sounds more like you left on a high note Costanza styles. I would have had a good laugh at that departing comment.

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Pepcid AC

Jul 21, 2022 at 10:19pm

Your friends were amusingly blessed to get to bask under the well wishes of your Asian glow.

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Very classy

Jul 21, 2022 at 10:51pm

You apologized, classy move. Not many of those around that can apologize for their actions. I tend to overcompensate for others bad behaviour & say sorry when I shouldn't. Happy to hear you thought about ur actions & respected ur friends enough to apologize instead of ferment awkwardness.

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Jul 21, 2022 at 11:22pm

Spoken like a true drunk.
FF five minutes and you're tryin' to beat someone up.

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Pretty much this exact same story

Jul 22, 2022 at 12:56am

happened to one of my colleagues. She couldn't remember what happened the following morning. She finally realized she was an alcoholic and sought treatment.

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Jul 22, 2022 at 1:08am

Thanks for the great laugh! That’s hilarious lol.

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Jul 22, 2022 at 2:30am

I was thinking, wow that is embarrassing, but then I read @Nah, it’s all good's post, and it changed my mind. I thought hell yeah, that's the stuff of legends, totally unforgettable. Own it, Costanza style!!

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Don't listen to the scolds

Jul 22, 2022 at 9:57am

Saying something kinda stupid but also kinda funny while intoxicated does not equal having a problem with alcohol. It happens to the best of us, you owned up and apologized. I'm sure most of the room didn't hear you and those that did probably laughed. You know better for next time, just enjoy in moderation.

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Don't be embarrassed

Jul 22, 2022 at 11:08am

That's funny shite right there. If I was there I think I would have turned to my partner or crush and been like "you heard the man/woman".

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