Trap Door

How I do so wish that our office had a hidden trap door at the front entrance that's a one button press to send nasty people down a chute and into a rancor pit.

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The 70% Rule

Jul 14, 2022 at 8:44pm

I don't envy anyone who works in an office, the worst years of my life.

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Maybe we all landed on this planet

Jul 15, 2022 at 12:52am

via an inter-dimensional trap door .... But hahaha ... Planet Earth may have its challenges but it is a beautiful place of opportunity, Enjoy and figure out how to put on spiked shoes to crawl up the chute to the next place.

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Push a button??

Jul 15, 2022 at 5:45am

Try locking the door. Problem solved! For about an hour… you might also get fired.

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Anonymous

Jul 15, 2022 at 7:32am

Time for a new job if co-workers are that nasty. I mean you spend 8 or 9 hours around these people and too truly not like your work place would be hell and really bring you down.
It seems they always has to be one person that's an idiot.
Always one !
Or give it right back to them, treat them like they are treating others !
Revenge "bahaha " insert evil laugh.

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Boom

Jul 15, 2022 at 11:20am

Straight to surrey

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Star Wars Fan

Jul 15, 2022 at 4:51pm

What about sarlaacs and krayt dragons? They're pretty hungry too usually and not too picky. ^^

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Lemme Guess

Jul 16, 2022 at 4:36pm

Rude, privileged customers? I hate those.

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@ Straight to surrey

Jul 16, 2022 at 4:52pm

:-). What a world of contradiction we live in eh! Half this world's people wish they could live in Surrey. That's why they risk their lives running away from bandito thug rapists to get across deserts to escape in leaky boats and oven like semi trailers. Yes, housing and rental affordability is a major crunch for us in BC given this is where billion$ of dirty overseas money has been laundered in real estate, but hey; For those who want to work there are thousands of business' begging employees. Where there's will there's a way ... and not just for dirty money launderers, but especially for the good hearted folks. Get busy y'all.

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Especially in a government agency

Jul 16, 2022 at 7:03pm

They walk in and unleash all hell. 4 to 5 of them a week. Ranting and shouting and cursing at the people at the front reception. Like those people make public policy the legislature and hold the budget strings. Then, once they've off-loaded and they feel better, they stroll out. Opportunistic emotional and psychological dumping at someone else's expense. Dreadful and disgusting.

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@Boom

Jul 16, 2022 at 7:50pm

Sigh. This crap is so dated. In case you haven’t noticed, the downtown east side of VANCOUVER is considered to be among the worst slums in North America. Yes it’s true that Surrey has some lowlifes living in it, but so does every other place. Most of Surrey is quite lovely compared to the majority of the neighbourhoods in Vancouver with the exception of a few. So just stop with this totally elitist bullshit that only serves to illustrate your own ignorance of your surroundings. (Speaking as a 73 year old born and raised Vancouverite!).

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