I WISH

I was a bird so I could fly by and shit on all the people who have crossed me.

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Me too

Aug 1, 2022 at 8:13am

but that would be a whole lot of shitting!

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Anonymous

Aug 1, 2022 at 12:19pm

This is kind of reminiscent of people getting into bird costumes and dumping 'stuff' on cars.

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if I was that bird

Aug 1, 2022 at 1:59pm

I'd be all pooped out long before I got to the bottom of the list.

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Anonymous

Aug 1, 2022 at 4:31pm

Grudges are healthy…

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Englishmen

Aug 1, 2022 at 6:40pm

They don't know what a tongue is for, from the movie Braveheart.

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Anonymous

Aug 1, 2022 at 9:58pm

I wish to leave this horrible place!
Make it so !

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Revenge

Aug 2, 2022 at 12:30am

Is a dish best served as a hot, stinking mess.

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I am

Aug 2, 2022 at 9:16am

and I will.

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Really M

Aug 2, 2022 at 11:09pm

If I was a bird I would fly away and never been seen again. I might occasionly take a dump but not for spite but if it did happen to hit a few mean people that would just be a bonus :)

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AI

Aug 3, 2022 at 8:14am

Nelly Furtado would like that

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