I WISH
posted July 30th, 2022 at 9:20 PM
I was a bird so I could fly by and shit on all the people who have crossed me.
posted July 30th, 2022 at 9:20 PM
Dan offers some advice on where she might find it.
You sat across the bar from me. I looked up and we caught each other's eye and both smiled....
15 Comments
Post a CommentMe too
Aug 1, 2022 at 8:13am
but that would be a whole lot of shitting!
Anonymous
Aug 1, 2022 at 12:19pm
This is kind of reminiscent of people getting into bird costumes and dumping 'stuff' on cars.
if I was that bird
Aug 1, 2022 at 1:59pm
I'd be all pooped out long before I got to the bottom of the list.
Anonymous
Aug 1, 2022 at 4:31pm
Grudges are healthy…
Englishmen
Aug 1, 2022 at 6:40pm
They don't know what a tongue is for, from the movie Braveheart.
Anonymous
Aug 1, 2022 at 9:58pm
I wish to leave this horrible place!
Make it so !
Revenge
Aug 2, 2022 at 12:30am
Is a dish best served as a hot, stinking mess.
I am
Aug 2, 2022 at 9:16am
and I will.
Really M
Aug 2, 2022 at 11:09pm
If I was a bird I would fly away and never been seen again. I might occasionly take a dump but not for spite but if it did happen to hit a few mean people that would just be a bonus :)
AI
Aug 3, 2022 at 8:14am
Nelly Furtado would like that
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