Or hot towels, like in Japan.

But to say 'I hate you' to those who require lengthy bathroom time. We are supposed to love those who have lost their way and unfortunately they are obviously just full of sh*t

A auto-penis guillotine for guys that leave pee on the seat.

Restaurants have restrooms and they are equipped with sinks just for the sole purpose of washing your hands in rather than washing them in the toilet. I'm sure you can manage the few extra steps upon entry.

@ I still want

Dogs can pee in the yard, children can pee in the bed, women can pee in their pants if they sneeze too hard and that all okay, but a guy that actually makes it to the toilet unlike the rest of you should get his penis guillotined for his aim being a little bit off? That's just bullshit. You have penis envy issues to address in your next therapy session.

You drank from the hose as a child and it shows.

I think you missed the point of my comment: It's
not about dogs, children, or women. Having bad aim is not at issue either. It's leaving pee on the seat and not cleaning it up. A guy can pee all over the seat if he wants, although I don't know why a civilized human would want to. So long as he cleans it all up after instead of leaving behind an unsanitary mess, I have no issue. Therapy for penis envy issues is it? Since that's the first thing that came to your mind, perhaps it's you with the penis envy issues.

I usually have to walk around to all the bathrooms in the building to find a stall that isn't already full of someone on their smartphone. I can see your shadow!

friggin' genius?