The Joy of Swearing

I love to swear. I like to arrange as many offensive words together like a verbal strand of pearls born from the irritating moments of my day. Alliteration is key, and being able to paint a picture. Throwing in unexpected ideas or words into the mix is fun. Unfortunately I have to keep it to myself as I’ve yet to find a group of people who feel the same way.

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Swearers unite!

Sep 17, 2022 at 12:38am

Swear away my friend. Just pick the right time and place. I’m fond of throwing out a few good combinations myself. It can be cathartic and entertaining.

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Anonymous

Sep 17, 2022 at 8:33am

Fucken right mother fucker.
It's an art form :)

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Haha

Sep 17, 2022 at 1:43pm

I'm a Mom, and taught my kids - when they were young - that it was okay to swear at home but not to do it around others (teachers, other students) as it might shock them. I got a kick out of it a few years later when my then 16 year old sweet, innocent daughter displayed an amazing ability to swear like a trucker.

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Shakespearean

Sep 17, 2022 at 2:01pm

Example: Thou scurvy, dung-eating, troll testicle!

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Sounds patently boring….

Sep 17, 2022 at 2:23pm

…..a far more interesting approach is to stop just short of swearing like previous generations did. Things like: “It’s just about enough to make a guy say *darn*”.

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@sounds patently boring

Sep 17, 2022 at 6:25pm

And your approach sound’s patently uptight and tiring. The whole point of swearing is to let loose. Your approach seems much more likely to cause tension while the person searches for the appropriate replacement.

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So. Much. Joy

Sep 17, 2022 at 10:53pm

Guano scum sucking, myiasis ridden, brown recluse spider bitten, jigger infested stoma face.

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I used to…

Sep 18, 2022 at 1:00am

Laugh when my mom said swearing was a sign of mental decay. But now I see it. Stupid young me.

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@@sounds patently boring….

Sep 18, 2022 at 3:49am

…to the contrary, what’s boring and uptight is the same tiresome display of foul, juvenile, contrived, and unimaginative language. How many times does one need to hear it?

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Broadcasting

Sep 18, 2022 at 10:45am

Yeah, I've got the potty mouth at home, especially when I'm working outside. I live on acreage and didn't think anyone could hear me. According to my neighbour, that's not the case. Sorry folks, but when I trip over a board or get stung by a wasp, the F bombs are flying long range.

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