The lefts are lefting again!

They’re tainting our Andrews! Our Jordans are petering out! They’re cancelling our culture!

Worst of all is this conspiracy theory called EMPATHY. We all know they’re vIrTuE sIgNaLiNg!! *ragefully combusts*

Your friends are flakes. Vancouver has nice sunsets. Fires are uncommon. That's why we pay the high rent. BTW, have you some extra change you can spare?

Ironically, you don't sound like a very empathetic person yourself. So many fall into the trap of becoming the very thing they accuse the other of being.

Need the spare change to pay rent.
Doesn't everybody !
Cha ching

I'm an asshole to the people I despise and go into attack mode when I see injustices against people I care about.

This comes from having been forged by fire and seeing first-hand the way systems are abandoning and failing good people.

Y'all be the judge of whether or not that's empathetic. But it's sure as shit not virtue signalling.

Not falling for the "I know you are, but what am I??" cliche you call a clapback.