Horrid Painters

He's a beast of a man. He ravaged me, defiled me. I was left damaged and depraved. I'm certain I wasn't the only one who fell victim to his studio and his charms. Stay away from painters! They will ruin you forever.


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Left you "depraved"?

Jan 17, 2023 at 11:33am

Look lady, you're either depraved or you aren't. Nobody can make someone else depraved, imbicile.

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"Why doesn't anyone understand my work!!!"

Jan 17, 2023 at 1:01pm

Oh no, you fell for the old painter angle. They love the beauty, seek the truth and are willing to toil in poverty, it's all so romantic. Richard Dawkins said the artists doesn't really paint for those reasons, but paints because that's the only skill set they have to have sex and pass on their genes. At this stage of my life and have seen the extent people will go for sex, I believe him.

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Unfortunately its way more than just 'painters'

Jan 17, 2023 at 1:15pm

May I suggest self defence martial arts for all, especially our children. And further suggest not the 'matcho' stiff martial arts styles but the 'go with the flow' martial arts schools who also teach meaningful respect and self discipline.

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Painter as in?

Jan 17, 2023 at 3:49pm

A painter an "artist"? Or a painter a professional painter that paints rooms or houses & buys thier paint from Sherwin-Williams?

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Got me laughing

Jan 17, 2023 at 10:56pm

That’s pretty funny : ). The ravaged and defiled part particularly. I knew one of those beasts too and the ravaging and defiling part is probably what I miss the most. But as far as painters go, they come in all shapes and sizes, and lots of them are nothing at all like that.

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Jan 18, 2023 at 5:21am

As if a person becomes an artist so they can have sex. Is that why female artists do it too? It’s a ridiculous thing to say. As an artist I can tell you why we make art: because we must. If we don’t, we become very unhappy and frustrated.

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Absolute Nonsense

Jan 18, 2023 at 3:14pm

There's plenty of painters that aren't assholes. Think of Bob Ross the Happy Painter. I doubt that guy had one asshole bone in his body. Truth is there are creative assholes and non creative assholes. Assholes come in many forms and skill sets.

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Re absolute nonsense

Jan 20, 2023 at 11:16am

It's not "there's", it's "there're".

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@ re absolute nonsense

Jan 24, 2023 at 3:39pm

When I want a grammar class from you, I'll beat it out of you.

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