The Abyss

The Titanic is 1.5 hours into its plunge into the freezing black void, and the Lifeboat Officers are running around wringing their hands and wondering if we’ve hurt the fucking Iceberg’s feelings.

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And given Global Warming

Feb 8, 2023 at 8:53pm

How much longer will the Icebergs exist? Hey people. Time to quit fussing and fighting and come together into the the Loving family of humanity to avert Global catastrophe.

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Anonymous

Feb 9, 2023 at 3:11am

Sure but the iceberg to its credit isn't a member of the patriarchy.

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Anonymous

Feb 9, 2023 at 7:22am

Makes you wonder how an entire crew could be so useless. I think most of the crew went down with the ship so therefore they will not have another chance to work on another ship.
Lucky for the next set of passengers!

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Ultima Underworld

Feb 9, 2023 at 12:44pm

Only abyss I know is the Stygian abyss, and that ate up pretty much all of my childhood. And it still holds up 30 years later!

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Anonymous

Feb 9, 2023 at 4:13pm

Stygian ?
Who Who
I'm an owl :)

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@ And given global warming

Feb 9, 2023 at 4:15pm

Here here
I agree !
Yes we need a loving World Revolution.
I think that what it's going to take.

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You're lame.

Feb 9, 2023 at 11:08pm

Oh, jeez, a clever analogy. The world is going to change with or without you. Be an agent of change instead of the ridiculous old sh*t standing on the sidelines moaning about "snowflakes", or just STFU.

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