I with ya..yuk!

What?

i like to stick the arms of my glasses into my ears and scoop out the goodies within. my wife disapproves.

Earwax, eh?

I'd dismiss it as coincidence, but it's happened so many times here (and elsewhere) in such too-well-timed and specific content ways that I doubt it. If it is just coincidence though, well, no harm done.

It makes me wonder if naturally precognitive Matryoshka-people are even less rare than I came to realize a little while ago. :) In any case, knowing they actually exist and occasionally running into little mini-reveals makes life more interesting, even if they never seem to do anything drastic with such amazing awareness, so... thanks for existing? It must be one of the best kept 'open secrets' on the whole planet, in hindsight. Fascinating.

OP is afraid of ear wax.

I hear ya.. on second thought maybe I don't. They're a bit clogged!

Of everyones fake phobias. You learned a big word. Congratulations. Now dont make it your whole personality.