During the Apocalypse

Vegans are going to be the first to turn to cannibalism.

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Zucchini dildo

Mar 23, 2023 at 12:13pm

Sick burn, dude.

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Anonymous

Mar 23, 2023 at 3:23pm

What do you think is wrong with you that you felt a need to make this post? What personality disorder do you have?

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Let me guess

Mar 23, 2023 at 3:40pm

Sure, sure It's late stage capitalism and everything is shot to hell. Whatever you say. Touch grass. Get away from screens. Start living.

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Will that be with a side of fries?

Mar 23, 2023 at 3:54pm

And if so, fried WHAT ? But, my lame-o humour aside, how about if the good hearted conscious ones start a 'Butterfly Effect' movement' to bring luv, light and sanity to the peoples of this Planet of the Apes. Net search Butterly Effect (and I'm not referring to the sci-fi movie by that name) and maybe, just maybe, a few good-hearted conscious ones can help avert WW3 and environment collapse.

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Look dude

Mar 23, 2023 at 4:17pm

Just stop drinking alright!
Man o man, you're not funny at all, you're just a narcississtic asshole

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During worldwide multi-vector mostly-tech catastrophe

Mar 23, 2023 at 4:20pm

We might have to become real life Breatharians or consciousness-as-cause delimited transcendent energy-body beings, One with Nature, Origin, Infinity and each other.

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During the Apocalypse

Mar 23, 2023 at 8:28pm

I'm going to eat the vegans first.

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Not with

Mar 23, 2023 at 8:59pm

their thin and girly arms, they're not.

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The first? Vegan is a term for no animal products.

Mar 24, 2023 at 5:49am

No one mentions people ever! It just ya know "implied" so really vegan in a contemporary word for canabal right. If I die before I wake you'll know I was right.

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Anonymous

Mar 24, 2023 at 10:01am

They won't even make it to the Apocalypse, The pesticides on their veggies will have taken them out long before that happens.

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