Yawn

People always harp about how the Bible says this or the Bible says that. Who cares? Does it really matter what the Bible says? The Bible says a lot of things. I’ve got no time for it. I can’t be bothered with that sort of nonsense whatsoever. Boy, talk about boring.

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just bought a Jesus shirt

Mar 20, 2023 at 12:48pm

atheists spend a lot of time scrolling on their social media and cancelling people. I may not be religious, but the alternative is a zombie wasting their life on a screen.

Bible says what?

Mar 20, 2023 at 1:25pm

Ask them about the 295 contradictions in the bible. There's a meme you can print out, hand it to them, then wait for their reaction. There will be an awkward silence.

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Bobbi Thelonious Titus Galatians

Mar 20, 2023 at 5:08pm

I masturbate while reading the Bible.

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In my experience

Mar 20, 2023 at 7:02pm

the bible really is mostly full of shit, and incredibly boring to boot. That said, I've read certain passages of it over the last couple of years, and can actually see certain (usually, heavily) encoded meaning in it that does express certain truths, facts, histories, and even precognitions ("prophecies").

That said, they should have just said most of it literally if they wanted to communicate anything truly important to the vast majority of people.

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Anonymous

Mar 20, 2023 at 10:52pm

Who wrote the Bible ?
Man ?
That answers your question right there.
I think the Bible has been used as a tool to control man. Minions
There is something special after we are done in this shit world that I believe.
The soul goes somewhere.
All energy goes back to the source.

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It’s all bs

Mar 21, 2023 at 2:13am

The bible was written by a bunch of men and has been re-written many times over by another bunch of men. The people who claim that it’s written by “god” are completely ignorant.

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The Bible says

Mar 21, 2023 at 7:44am

'Is there anything of which one can say,
“Look! This is something new”?
It was here already, long ago;
it was here before our time.'
- Ecclesiastes 1:10

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Translations

Mar 23, 2023 at 5:14am

A lot has been altered over the years from the original scriptures whichever those might be. And yes, written by a bunch of men. ug. No one should take it literally as it's a lot of gobbly goop. Those that like to control others or pretend they are in direct communication with their 'god' are charlatans themselves. Today more than ever is this true - beware false gods/prophets. There's a whack of them out there for sure. Blind leading the blind.

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