Get out of jail free

posted May 4th, 2023 at 12:03 AM

Almost five years ago, I hooked up with this young beautiful chick. We both met in downtown Vancouver and went for a walk to one of the local dispensaries. Her apartment was located between Davie Street and English Bay. We both puffed on four strong sativas and had the most amazing intense sex. We played it bareback and she told me she had been on the pill. We never saw each other again after that so it was basically a hook up. Not sure if she’s pregnant with my child. Maybe I have a kid somewhere around the world or even on the Island that I probably don’t know about. One thing is for sure, though. If she needs anything from me, then she’ll contact me. If not, chances are I won’t see, or hear from her ever again. Oh well, nothing ventured, nothing gained.

13 Comments

I was wild and wacky

May 4, 2023 at 5:54pm

During the hippy 'free love' era and now I've had a couple of dream visitations by youths saying I was their father. I felt these dreams deeply and would like to know these children and be of help to them. You hear nowadays of lost family being united thru the DNA test and tracking services. But my sister has done the DNA thing so evidently a lost child could track me thru my sister. I hope so. ps: the hippy free love mentality was not free and it was not love.

O brother...

May 4, 2023 at 7:38pm

Why would she lie about being on the pill, are you just so incredible that she just had to have your child? Are you assuming a woman can't manage to take a pill every day, because she's somehow inferior? She just wanted a hookup and found one. Maybe for her, it was one of a thousand hookups, whereas for you, it was a once in a lifetime opportunity. Seriously, stop flattering yourself.

Anonymous

May 4, 2023 at 9:32pm

You know you should really invest in some condoms. You might take home more than you came with. But hey it's your dick.
STD

Anonymous

May 4, 2023 at 10:59pm

“Chick” I think you meant 50 years ago, time flies, I know.

Wtf is this

May 5, 2023 at 2:40am

Did you write this hoping she would see it here and want to see you again or something? And nice for you that you get to rhapsodize about having unsafe sex and possibly fathering a child. The women who are the ones who pay the price for that don’t usually rhapsodize about it.

One thing is for sure

May 5, 2023 at 3:29am

She hasn’t contacted you, so you you definitely won’t see or hear from her in any capacity. There’s plenty out there. But for your own sake, please play it safe.

No worries

May 5, 2023 at 4:26am

You’re not alone. I made some pretty poor choices in my life and no doubt I probably have a kids somewhere whom I want to see… Until I’m on my deathbed in my early 90s and ready to kick the bucket.

OMG

May 5, 2023 at 11:28am

Why all the downvotes? This is damn good confession and quite accurate. I have known some people who've been in a similar boat as the OP so I totally empathize.

@Why all the downvotes?

May 5, 2023 at 4:08pm

Because the down-voter uses VPN software to bypass the voting bottleneck to vent his inner-life frustrations. Suggest he get out of mommy's basement and find some meaningful counselling and/or self help group.