Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jill forgot to take her pill and now they have a daughter. Taking pills is not a joke to the groovy wokes. Birth control can be a toke of marijuana smoke. True Story.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana. Jack got high and opened his fly, but Jill said I don’t wanna.

tumbling after because after that business up the hill with Jack she was a fallen woman so of course she went to town, where else would she go?

Going to have to call horse shit on that story.
Mr Ed

Jack and Jill shared his dill and baked themselves a bun
Out it popped and almost dropped
And now this rhyme is done.
An untrue story.