Jack and Jill went up the hill to hit the Brewers Retail. Jack fell down and busted his ass cause he was wasted and Jill continued on to town. True story :)


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On the other hand

May 2, 2023 at 8:32pm

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jill forgot to take her pill and now they have a daughter. Taking pills is not a joke to the groovy wokes. Birth control can be a toke of marijuana smoke. True Story.

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Here’s one

May 3, 2023 at 11:55pm

Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana. Jack got high and opened his fly, but Jill said I don’t wanna.

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Jill came

May 4, 2023 at 8:14am

tumbling after because after that business up the hill with Jack she was a fallen woman so of course she went to town, where else would she go?

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@ on the other hand

May 4, 2023 at 12:02pm

Going to have to call horse shit on that story.
Mr Ed

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More J's

May 5, 2023 at 7:27pm

Jack and Jill shared his dill and baked themselves a bun
Out it popped and almost dropped
And now this rhyme is done.
An untrue story.

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