I'm so proud of myself
posted June 6th, 2023 at 10:27 AM
I went to one of those evangelical Christ centred Pentecostal type churches last Sunday and at the end of the service during coffee time I was talking to one of the elders & he asked me the customary question of "what do you do" (talking about my form of employment) so I replied "I usually watch Pornhub online & jerk off to it" then I asked him what he did.
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Post a CommentI bet
Jun 6, 2023 at 6:00pm
You are one of those left wingers. No religion, no culture, no class, no will, no soul-- just government propaganda. Do what they tell you. You're really bright.
I may not be much of a religious person, but I know your type. It's gross. Barf.
Proud of what?
Jun 7, 2023 at 2:49am
Going out of your way to prove what an immature dumbass you are is nothing to be proud of. Grow up.
Wow
Jun 7, 2023 at 7:10am
What was his response?
Why proud?
Jun 7, 2023 at 7:44am
So you went into their space, then said something you knew would rile them up, for your own benefit to get a reaction. Was that useful in any way? No, it was juvenile and probably helped whoever it was confirm their belief system. If you actually do want to be useful, join a pro-active Humanist Society or something similar.
Superstitious authoritarian churches
Jun 7, 2023 at 8:27am
are anti-life but the OPs attitude does not help himself or the greater good. It only makes things worse when you indulge in the false duality of the 'us vs. them' mentality. The peoples of this World are on the brink of a mass extinction events. Positive folks need doctor the sickness with the Love medicine of Truth, Beauty and Goodness.
Yawn.
Jun 7, 2023 at 9:58am
Nice try troll.
Good riddance
Jun 7, 2023 at 10:15am
Church has not existed on my list of viable places in over a decade. And I have no regrets about leaving it behind whatsoever.
"The World is changed by your example
Jun 7, 2023 at 11:42am
Not your opinion." -- Paulo Coelho
Anonymous
Jun 7, 2023 at 2:09pm
This reads like made up bullshit.
Here's one from me: "I went to the abortion clinic and dumped a bunch of pigs guts on their bathroom floor."
George Costanza
Jun 8, 2023 at 1:25pm
So you basically admitted to one of the elders that you are a WANKER….well that’s something to be proud of.
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