I'm so proud of myself

I went to one of those evangelical Christ centred Pentecostal type churches last Sunday and at the end of the service during coffee time I was talking to one of the elders & he asked me the customary question of "what do you do" (talking about my form of employment) so I replied "I usually watch Pornhub online & jerk off to it" then I asked him what he did.


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I bet

Jun 6, 2023 at 6:00pm

You are one of those left wingers. No religion, no culture, no class, no will, no soul-- just government propaganda. Do what they tell you. You're really bright.

I may not be much of a religious person, but I know your type. It's gross. Barf.

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Proud of what?

Jun 7, 2023 at 2:49am

Going out of your way to prove what an immature dumbass you are is nothing to be proud of. Grow up.

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Jun 7, 2023 at 7:10am

What was his response?

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Why proud?

Jun 7, 2023 at 7:44am

So you went into their space, then said something you knew would rile them up, for your own benefit to get a reaction. Was that useful in any way? No, it was juvenile and probably helped whoever it was confirm their belief system. If you actually do want to be useful, join a pro-active Humanist Society or something similar.

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Superstitious authoritarian churches

Jun 7, 2023 at 8:27am

are anti-life but the OPs attitude does not help himself or the greater good. It only makes things worse when you indulge in the false duality of the 'us vs. them' mentality. The peoples of this World are on the brink of a mass extinction events. Positive folks need doctor the sickness with the Love medicine of Truth, Beauty and Goodness.

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Jun 7, 2023 at 9:58am

Nice try troll.

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Good riddance

Jun 7, 2023 at 10:15am

Church has not existed on my list of viable places in over a decade. And I have no regrets about leaving it behind whatsoever.

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"The World is changed by your example

Jun 7, 2023 at 11:42am

Not your opinion." -- Paulo Coelho

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Jun 7, 2023 at 2:09pm

This reads like made up bullshit.

Here's one from me: "I went to the abortion clinic and dumped a bunch of pigs guts on their bathroom floor."

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George Costanza

Jun 8, 2023 at 1:25pm

So you basically admitted to one of the elders that you are a WANKER….well that’s something to be proud of.

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