What's your rumor?

What are the most ridiculous rumors you've heard about yourselves? Let's hear them! Go for it! Here's one about me. People in my office often wondered how I got to work early just because I lived in the back of the building. So they assumed I was some homeless person living in the bushes and hedges.

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I'm not bragging (I hope)

Feb 6, 2024 at 12:34pm

but I've always been sensitive to quantum energies and perceive many peoples hidden vibes. Perhaps in my immaturity I didn't handle it wisely and was often bullied. The bullies would think me egotistic. But I'm happy to say I'm not egotistic anymore. Now I'm perfet. :-)

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Good one!

Feb 6, 2024 at 5:45pm

I once dreamt that I was in the ring fighting naked.

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Great question

Feb 6, 2024 at 9:23pm

People make the weirdest assumptions! That would be almost funny to keep pulling their leg about their assumption about you. How did you hear about this rumour about yourself? Did someone in the office tell you about this circulating rumour?

The weirdest rumour about me: I bike my bike to work. And I’m female. A male in the office heard that I had a boyfriend, and was surprised. I asked him why he was surprised. He actually, honestly said to me “Well, you ride a bicycle, and so I assumed you were a lesbian.” TF?!!!

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Not sure what they say

Feb 7, 2024 at 5:46am

I know a narcissist who has been obsessed with me for the past two and a half decades that never shuts up about me. I have no idea what all the rumors are supposed to be but according to them I'm probably an axe murderer with a freezer full of dead bodies.

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@Great question

Feb 7, 2024 at 6:40pm

That’s hilarious even if it’s a sad commentary on those types of ridiculous assumptions.

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@Great

Feb 7, 2024 at 9:18pm

lol same here with cycling - plus I had a photo of me and my bff (female) so that stoked the rumour mill as well as that I’m organized/hard working…it’s hilarious but if I cared it might be annoying

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The sluttiest virgin

Feb 8, 2024 at 1:19am

Long ago, I was at a noisy dance put on by a football team. It was too loud and crowded, so I went outside for a breath of air. Then I saw a bunch of my buds in a van, smoking weed. So I hopped in there and proceeded to have a great time for hours, smoking and chatting and laughing my head off.

By the time I got to school on Monday, the rumour was flying around that I had been in a van for hours (true), doing half the.football team. (Eyeroll). My friend that told me the rumour was upset for me, but I just laughed, Anyone who knew me wouldn’t believe it, and anyone who didn’t know me, I didn’t give a rat’s ass what they thought!

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