I suspect you'll be doing the world a favour with that decision.

Terrible decision.

If you met me, baby, I guarantee you wouldn't be able to control yourself, and you would forget all about that marriage nonsense.

Funny how the tone of this reads as moral superiority. It is your choice, but don't flatter yourself.

Hey, if your partner complains that you're no good in bed don't blame us.

Whoa, hey me too, man! It's amazing how a good porn stash and your fist can remove the need to have sex with a human.

I gotta admit, if the original poster is a female, there is definitely something appealing about a girl that hasn't spent the bloom of her youth as a cock carousel, accumulating various and sundry emotional/spiritual baggage from countless flings.