My girlfriend told me that when she was a teenager, she had full on sex with the family dog, and that she liked it a lot. I was excited by her story. Is that wrong?
Got my booster today. It was encouraging and heartwarming to see fellow humans doing the same. One day.
I prefer to support local businesses, but if the staff and owners refuse to wear masks, I don't return to their shop.
Made me way more responsible. There’s no way I’m gonna do something stupid like a bar brawl or being irresponsible with a firearm and let them take this stuff away. I’m also sober more and exercising more now. Sweet!
Finally did it and it tasted my own cum.... Actually very nice and sweet. Can't expect the ladies to swallow if I'm not willing to do it right? It's a nice way to start the new year, finally doing something that I should have done years ago. Reminds me of losing virginity; doesn't change who I am at all but makes me a lot more confident with certain taboos
If someone gives you a glimpse of their ugly side early in a relationship, be warned. It is a test. The worst is yet to come. I learnt this the hard way.
So when did it become de rigueur to not stop at crosswalks? Now people just slow down a bit, and then swerve around you before you've even had a chance to finish crossing the crosswalk. Sometimes people don't even slow down. It's bloody dangerous and has to stop! I'm going to start filming cars and taking down license plates if this doesn't stop.
are getting out of hand. The other day I refused to let in some parcel delivery guy to my building and he looked at me like I was Hitler. Just because you have a parcel or someone’s food does not mean I will throw open the doors, roll out the red carpet and bow to you as your enter my building. The rules about letting people in are SO FUCKING OBVIOUS guys. You don’t have special rights because you work for Amazon.
A year ago i had the worst broken heart. I lived with the hurt and tried to move on. Healing is hard. I was given constant updates on horrible things my ex kept saying. I tried dating. Hook ups. Horrible. I wished it were a bad dream. Then when i least expected it….BAM…. Someone AMAZING came along. Someone i never thought could exist. I cant stop smiling. I never knew LOVE before. I know that now.
All done! I feel like I did something heroic. But no reward received. Not even a Hello Kitty bandaid. Just a normal one.