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Why!?

Why should our civic politicians tackle real issues like homelessness, petty crime, and traffic congestion when they could be tackling climate concerns and plastic bags?

So lonely

I confess that I have lied in some of my posts to get a little bit of attention. I really miss the affirmations...

Seinfeld Time

I was a huge Seinfeld fan. But I haven't watched it for a good 15 years or so since my undergrad days in the mid 2000s. What happened to all those DVD season box sets? Anyway, wow everything feels so dated now. Not just the terrible fashion, huge jackets, giant ties, bizarre colors, but there are rotary phones, phone books, answering machines, rolodexes, giant mobile phones, and the pacing is so slow and finally, almost all of Jerry's standup is gender orientated. I never noticed! I feel ancient!!!!

Outburst and regret

Last night I lost it on a guy I thought was driving too fast in a residential neighborhood. He was but I was way out of line and acted like a psychotic person. To his credit he handled my ridiculous outburst very well. He tried to calm me down and then when noticing I was unreasonable wished me a good night and walked away. I stormed off and as soon as I turned a corner realized how stupid I acted and had immediate shame and regret. Anyone who might have witnessed this would think I was a lunatic. I went back about 10 minutes later to apologize but he was gone. In my daily life I think most people would describe me as unfailingly polite and kind. But everyone once in awhile an anger rises out of me that I can't seem to control. This is something I've decided to seek help with. I never want to be the person I was last night ever again.

Firsts

My mom brought cashews to the Thanksgiving dinner. (We have told her for 10 years now that he’s extremely allergic to nuts.) She mocked him for his allergy. She told me I’m making up the allergy, that it’s my “idea”. She told me my son is weird. I never thought I’d say this but my mom is a bitch.

Earplugs

They are so handy. I never used to consider bringing them with me. But I find I'm always wanting them when I don't have them, especially when I'm on transit. Like if someone had their fucking music or other audio on super loud, I could just slip them on. I mean people just don't give a shit about other people, so it's less stress to alter my behavior versus someone else's and people wonder why I don't talk to other people.

Feels good

Nothing feels better than deleting dating apps. Not due to having met someone, more so out of futility and hopelessness, but it still feels like I am shedding something in a good way.

Funny story

I had a box of extra fries that nobody ate and I hated to throw them out so I put the box on the balcony to give to the birds. The birds were coming and going grabbing the fries so I went back later to check on how many fries were left in the box, low and behold the whole damn box was gone, and it was a big box of fries man. I could just imagine two birds each having a side of the fry box in their little beaks flying off into the sunset. And I checked the ground, no sign of that big red fry box. I bloody missed all the action. lol Birds are amazing !

Where are my lemons?

My tree is no longer producing lemon fruit and I am frustrated and upset. I think I will have to cut this tree down to find closure.

What's wrong with me?

Everywhere I look I see ugliness, including myself. Not in nature or animals, just people. How they look, how they act etc. The human race seems pretty unhealthy and messed up. I'm trying to see the positives and not be this way, but I still am. I judge others constantly and am mostly stressed and unhappy. Sometimes I give people a mean look for no reason and then I get home and regret it and feel awful about it.

I SAW YOU

Enchanting blonde, Union Market

Waiting outside the Market, you and your friend were staring at me. You were wondering about my...

SAVAGE LOVE

Savage Love: Genital warts, financial domination, and a very generous wife

Dan's first letter writer wants to know if she should talk to her boyfriend about a sexually transmitted infection with symptoms.