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Looking me up and down

I have to laugh. So many can relate.. But then why is it still so uncomfortable. I have a sister in law who i love. I cant stand it however that whenever i stand up from thw couch or come up the stairs or come over how she always looks my body up and down. Last weekend i was thinking oh god i dont want to get up from the couch because will she do that fucking weird thing again ?!? I got up and sure enough I get the body scan. Someone tell me what the fuck is up with this? I dress appropriate. Im in good shape. I dont have boob spillage No booty shorts No thong showing What is she looking for.. Lol

Cream cheese

I often eat the smoked salmon cream cheese with my fingers and then cover up the evidence with butter knife marks.

Tropical Highlights

A freakin' enormous grasshopper flew in my apartment last night. It was like chasing around a magic full-size desk stapler (a very very angry, frightened and confused stapler with very powerful springs). It was smashing itself into all the walls, my wife was screaming, running around all over, total pandemonium, definitely beats watching Netflix in the Canadian cold.

Antisocial Media

I have been off Facebook, Instagram, and Linkedin for 5 days and my mental health has already improved DRASTICALLY. I have been playing a lot of 90's and early 00's music as well. Life was so much more simple back then. It would be so beautiful if everyone boycotted social media. Can you imagine how much the world would change?... If only...

Caretaker

After my dad dies I think I’m going to disappear in Mexico for awhile

I’m really shocked

About the negativity and meanness in some of the comments to Confessions. Honestly people (you know who you are), play nice!

I Miss

Being satisfied with what I have. 10 years ago I had the choice between staying in a relationship with someone wonderful that I was lucky to be with by any standards, or ending it to see if I stood a chance with someone I was almost certainly totally wrong for. I choose to stay, and despite all attempts not to think about it, I find myself doubting the wisdom of that choice every day. Now I think that when the mind is conflicted you should choose the less known option so at least you know if you were wrong.

I’ve noticed that

When the weather is extreme, like a big snow dump or a real steady rain downpour I don’t get mail that day. But a couple days later when the weather eases off a big whack of mail arrives. It seems my mailman is Newman from Seinfeld.

Yeehaw!

I bought an Instant Pot after new years and so far I love it! I made yogurt the other day and can't believe how good it is! The appliance and I are going to have good times together this year :) It might just be love!

I SAW YOU

Festival Express Toronto Gathering 6/70

If your nickname was Arlo as a teen and u are 65 or so now we might know each other.

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