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Inspector Clouseau

Classic slapstick is one of the ways I'm keeping myself entertained while at home. I was watching "The Pink Panther Strikes Again" and that scene where He pretends to be a dentist kills me every time: "There's only one man who would pull the wrong tooth! Hahahahahahaha! Hahaha, it's Clouseau! Hahahahaha! Kill hiim!"

One good thing

At least the quarantine means there’s no way I can get back with my ex, because if it wasn’t happening I’m pretty sure that I would have weakened by now.

Halp

My husband does not take social distancing and this virus nearly as seriously as I do. It’s freaking me out. We have tried to get him down to once a week outings but he keeps wanting to break that.

DIY fabric face masks

While passing by that sexy men's underwear store on Davie, I realized how easily a large pair of thong underwear could be adapted to serve as a face mask. The triangular front piece even has a pouch-shape that would fit around the chin and lower face, and the elastic straps could be altered quite easily as well. It would be a stylish and innovative way to keep one's breath droplets to oneself. And, considering that we all still have to stay 2 metres away from each other, it would be a good way to bring a little bit of sexy back to this erotically bleak period we're in. Leopard print, anyone?

Nightlife escape

The daytime is depressing with the COVID news cycle. But my nighttime dreams are crazy, vivid and escapist. Last night I dreamt that I was dating Austrian pro trials cyclist Fabio Wibner and I was about to shag him, but then my brother was commenting on how young he was. True, I’m old enough to be his mother, but in reality if I were to ever come across him, I would definitely hit on him. I’m not particularly horny in this pandemic world, but he is fucking hot.

Please stay 50 feet away

Please stay 50 feet away from me. If you see me out, I'm probably the guy wearing all black. lol I'm so aware when I'm out and about, obviously just to go grocery shopping, me living alone. No I don't wear a mask, no I don't wear gloves, but think I should be. I won't even use an ATM..if I have to, I use my sleeve, even though that won't help whatsoever, hahahha. But so far, so good. No sickness. No coughing, no anything. When I'm out walking, and there's people close together on both sides of the sidewalk,I literally walk off the side walk into the street, around them. Hope you're all doing well. Stay safe. :) We're all in this together.

Seems like our true culture is re-emerging

We can make food and stuff, craft like we want to... That's like human culture stuff... not like that economic marketing crap shoved down our throats to keep up with the rat-race. The economy will be fucked after this.

I SAW YOU

English Bay beach green hair/green jacket...

You: On a bike but had stopped at a bench in front of a way-too-busy English Bay beach on Sunday....

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