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OK dude...

... You watch me desperately scrambling to find somewhere to hold on to on a fairly busy sky train, whilst you are standing against the handrail and therefore preventing anyone to get a hold on. Well excuse me for reaching across your FACE so I can hold on whilst the sky train is moving. Oh I'm sorry, did I just 'accidentally' mess up your perfectly groomed hair with my arm? *Smiley face*

she's out there

somewhere out there... and still NOT SLEEPING WITH ME, DAMNIT!

Russia With Love

I lived in Russia for about a year teaching English. They gave me an apartment to share with two other people for free, 3 meals a day, and some pay. The pay wasn't great by any means. I did it for the experience more than anything else. There must be something in the water there with the women. I kid you not. 75% of the women you met who were under 30 were absolute stunners. At least an 8 or higher. The thing is there are so many of them they're just normal. Over here they would be stopping traffic. They have about 11 million more single women then single men so the picking are slim for them. Just walking down the street looking like a dumb foreigner women were stopping to talk to me. They were so friendly and were always smiling. I was getting invited to peoples family dinners/barbecues. People were really friendly. I wasn't used to this coming from here. I don't even know my neighbors here. Though in Moscow the one thing is the women want relationships. On a first date they will tell you they want a relationship that leads to marriage. The culture is very old school in the sense that its just a given you pay for everything. Russian women will dress up to take the trash out for 2 minutes. So I came back to Vancouver and it was as if I got punched in the face. Everyone was so depressed. Women weren't dressed up at all. I am just used to women wearing dresses and heels and full on makeup all the time and being very feminine. Everyone had headphones on and were looking at their cell phones. No attempt to make conversation on the train or anywhere else. I said hello to a few women and they acted as if I committed a crime. Everyone's in their own little clique afraid to not look cool. Those Russian women let you be the man and let you lead the way. Russia has ruined me with regards to women.

Cheeseburger Bird

I have this reoccurring dream that I am back at work from a job I was let go from many years ago. I am busting my ass off and working hard all the while realizing that I have not punched in, so won't get paid. I've had this dream over 10 times...I think I need to find a new job to break my subconscious.

Dental Nightmares

As a kid, I had a horrific experience with my Italian Dentist. Worst breath ever! and yelling to open my mouth " wider wider wider" . I hated going to this guy. It must have impacted my life. I dont fault for not taking care of them better. Finally I went to a very nice dentist who told me most of teeth had to come out. I sat there, and got er done. But now its....D ....D.......DENTURES!!!! Is there anything else out there.? Thank you for reading

Things not to say....

...when a friend tells you how difficult their recovery has been from a recent surgery, it’s probably NOT a good idea to say “LOL” and compare their situation to someone else much older who had a much easier recovery. Another reason I’m seriously doubtful that this friendship is actually for real. People, keep in mind that you can’t possibly know all the details about another person’s health situation, so you should be very cautious about doing those types of comparisons. Every person’s situation is unique when it comes to how their body responds to surgical interventions.

I don't read comments on my posts because I think trolls are fleas on the fleas on dogs in Whoville.

I am "techno-slow" and recently realized that there's a button for comments on our confessions. (Duh?) I love and use this column because it's like writing something on paper then burning it...TO LET IT GO. I realize it's a free world (kinda) and people have the right to say whatever in response. Plus, some people just want to lend a word of support. (Thanks for the intent guys.) But people who take the time to do this on websites (just like customers who fill out comment cards) are more often trolls than not. And honestly, either way, why would I want to restart a cycle by getting feedback on a confession?

Hollywood North

When I tell someone I work in the film business, they automatically assume that I do something more exciting than I actually do.

As a Canadian:

I am proud to say that, even though the crime rates are on the rise. We don't have stupid people calling the police for stupid reasons,like Americans. Calling the police for having the wrong sauce in McDonald's or calling the police for waiting for takeout order.


That song by Miike Snow reminds me so much of my life. I change shapes just hide in this place but I’m still an animal.


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