I'm not bald.would I be one of the wannabees that grows a big beard to "make up for it"? Not a chance, clownshow.

in my life, I can't bear to think of them, let alone confess

How men of intelligence often end up in isolation. People like Hemingway come to mind. Sure, he was a narcissist and an asshole but putting up with strangers is easier than putting up with "friends" and family that exhibit nothing other than dark triad traits. You want to abuse, put down or whatever, you do that, you just won't be doing it to me.

Anyone would want you as a "friend", I sure don't want to be anywhere near you. I'm pretty certain you will never figure out it's you that's the problem.

If you were offered a house in a small town in Canada on the condition that you must leave Vancouver - where would you move to and why?

Thank you very much for saving us if that’s what you did. Words cannot express what a relief it is. A huge weight has been lifted. Yesterday was probably going to be one of the worst days ever. If things didn’t turn out in our favour, I would’ve been crushed but okay after a while. The worst thing already happened to me and I am fine now. All the difficult stuff has made me the toughest person even if emotional sometimes. Time to decompress and have a peaceful weekend. To anyone going through something, it’ll be okay no matter what. If you’ve lost someone very important to you, just know they’re proud and watching over you every day. You’ve got this! Celebrate life any way you want. You matter. Don’t let anyone tell you otherwise.

I was behind a teenager driving a $700,000.00 Lamborghini Aventador LP780 4 Ultimae. He was having trouble shifting and he was holding up traffic. I gave him a light tap on the horn and he came out of the car and approached me. I guess he saw how big I was and the little punk went back to his car. He still couldn't get it moving, so I gave him another gentle tap on the horn. Again, he got out of the car and approached me and I was laughing at him. He went back to his car and eventually figured out how to get it in gear.

There was this guy who was playing two women at the same time. He thought he was having everything he wanted, but he didn’t realize that they would both dump him as soon as they figured it out. What was that quote from Bob Marley again? Something like “”The biggest coward of a man is one who awakens the love of a woman without the intention of loving her.” By the way, to the other woman…you should know that he was definitely sexual with me, no matter what bullshit he’s feeding you.

My dog taught me that it's okay to be myself. I am naturally very affectionate. This was discouraged and looked down upon when I was growing up. I love you Rosie. You help me every day.

I came to the realization recently that I have a lot of stuff filling up my life, books records, knickknacks, things that represent a past I no longer live in and probably will never revisit again. Why do I keep this stuff, in case I get nostalgic in my old age? Do I really need to hold on to that stuffy an ex, who hasn't been my life for 20 years, gave me? That Midnight Oil CD that's collecting dust on the shelf? There's just so much of it, I don't know where to begin. And no, don't mention Marie Kondo, I find her annoying. Let the great purge begin!