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Thirty Four

34 units in my building. And I'm pretty sure I am the only person without a significant other. What the hell is wrong with me? Why can't I meet someone and form relationships like normal people! I'm sick of being alone and lonely! I want to connect with people! But I don't know how. I go for walks alone at night, I see into houses, the cozy spaces, the families, the Christmas trees. I have nothing in my life that I feel connected to, no sense of home or belonging, no community. It gets worse every day and every year.

A love for Main Street

Slowly but surely it is changing. Hipster restaurants that made vegetarianism a culture in east van have parted ways for an ethnic explosion of newness. a vibrance of fresh tastes and fresh styles. When the foundation closed, it felt like the end of an era, one that started with the foundation. I felt like my 20's were a revolution along Main Street, but I got old. to see the new wave coming and it being a youth wave of deliciousness warms my soul.

Hair cuts and my focus

I really just want a super hot woman to cut my hair and massage my scalp. I'd pat $50 if that was the case.

Pom Pom Toques

One aspect of winter I really enjoy is the toques, especially the ones with a furry pom pom on top. They're fun to look at and give off warm and fuzzy vibes.

Plebeian sophistry...

Skeptics are fascinating... Flat earth people... Anti vaccine people... Anti mask people... Whenever I meet one... I really am interested in how they think. There's no animal that behaves and thinks this way... It's really so fascinating - I should have been a psychologist.

Sorry but

I confess. Every time I see a high-end black or white vehicle, my mind immediately goes to “drug dealer” or “money laundering”. I watch the news. Almost every single time it shows a vehicle implicated in crime, it’s a high-end vehicle that’s either black or white. Oh, and let’s not forget the fancy hubcaps. Hint: anyone who doesn’t want to be associated with crime: pick ANY other colour!

If I can't win by honesty...

I've been watching all these Just for Laugh videos on YouTube and it got me thinking. What if I hired a bunch of actors to 'randomly' encounter my missed connection and hype me up? I'm thinking like 'wise old woman' or 'friendly store clerk' who would somehow allude to me being the perfect life choice. I can't seem to convince the person any other way.

Anti-Vaccination

My son-in-law is American and does not believe in vaccinating my grandchildren. My daughter will just follow his lead. Every year they go on a 3 to 4 week vacation and this is the time I vaccinate my grandchildren without telling them. I understand what I am doing is wrong but I couldn't live with myself if my grandchildren got the measles or some other deadly disease. I have to hear this idiot brag about how none of his children got sick because vaccinations are a liberal hoax every single Christmas and Thanksgiving though. I know what I did was wrong but it was so right and I can live with the consequences.

Dany Fortin

I know I should tone it down a bit, but as soon as I heard he's a major-general, that song from "The Pirates of Penzance" popped into my head -"I am the very model of a modern Major-General, I've information vegetable, animal, and mineral"- and I couldn't stop laughing because it's such a ridiculous thought. I really am incorrigible and silly.

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