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I'm trying to gain weight so that girls will like me. Girls sometimes say they like skinny guys, but their idea of skinny is my idea of jacked. 6'2" and 180 lbs is not skinny! That's jacked! Do you understand how much working out and careful eating it takes to get a body like that!


I love when people think I'm this quiet sweet girl but little do they know I've been to orgies and fucked with 7 or 8 people in one night... more than once.

Your Stinking Febreeze is Choking Us

People! Stop dowsing your clothes/homes in Frebreeze. It stinks and makes it hard to breathe. What stink are you trying to cover up? Try having a shower instead.

Many women are staggeringly attractive.

Like supernovas once every thousand year comets streaking across the symphonies of music.Then I return to my drink and chatting with my friends.

Come on, really? It's 2019....

To all the people that take issue with a white woman dating a black man, Your sideways glances and snide remarks aren't deterring the inevitable from happening. Why waste your time and energy concerning yourself with other people's romantic lives? People that you don't even know. It's embarrassing for you, and you alone. Just remember, you get back the energy you put out to the world.

What help?

The Liberal's new budget wants to put in place several changes to help first time home buyers get into the housing market. These proposals are only going to make matters worse in the lower mainland as a whole bunch of buyers will enter the market. All this will serve is to make housing more expensive and difficult to obtain. We need affordable rental housing and affordable condos and not luxury condos and rentals that only the 1% can afford.

It hurts

I have an appointment and all these important errands to do today and all I want to do is hide in my apartment. I should be happy about this beautiful weather but it’s unsettling for the moment. I’ll get used to it in time.

I don' ge tit

If loves is forever and wears a frock Why do I scream at the sudden shock Of finding my bike gone unlocked lock The unceasing circle around the block


What the heck are sundries anyway?!

You: a taller, more handsome Cillian Murphy doppelgänger. ...

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