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If I can't win by honesty...

I've been watching all these Just for Laugh videos on YouTube and it got me thinking. What if I hired a bunch of actors to 'randomly' encounter my missed connection and hype me up? I'm thinking like 'wise old woman' or 'friendly store clerk' who would somehow allude to me being the perfect life choice. I can't seem to convince the person any other way.


My son-in-law is American and does not believe in vaccinating my grandchildren. My daughter will just follow his lead. Every year they go on a 3 to 4 week vacation and this is the time I vaccinate my grandchildren without telling them. I understand what I am doing is wrong but I couldn't live with myself if my grandchildren got the measles or some other deadly disease. I have to hear this idiot brag about how none of his children got sick because vaccinations are a liberal hoax every single Christmas and Thanksgiving though. I know what I did was wrong but it was so right and I can live with the consequences.

Dany Fortin

I know I should tone it down a bit, but as soon as I heard he's a major-general, that song from "The Pirates of Penzance" popped into my head -"I am the very model of a modern Major-General, I've information vegetable, animal, and mineral"- and I couldn't stop laughing because it's such a ridiculous thought. I really am incorrigible and silly.

So alone

I'm a late bloomer when it comes to love and romance. I didn't even go on my first date until I was 22. Soon after that first date, I met my first boyfriend who I had all my other firsts with: first kiss, first time I had sex, first parents I met,... and we were together for over 5 years. I think it lasted 4 years longer than it should have because, it took me so long to have someone, I was afraid it would be my only chance. And he used to tell me that too: "You'll never find someone as good to you as me." It's been almost 3 years since we'd broken up. I've had some casual relationships since then, and that's been nice. I've learned more about myself and more about what I want and need in a partner. And I've had something close to a serious relationship during that time, but he ultimately wasn't ready. We broke up despite telling each other we were falling in love. That was 2 years ago. He's in a committed relationship with someone much better suited for him now. It hurts, but I wish them well. All this to say: I feel so alone. Despite my growth, I'm really starting to think maybe that first boyfriend was right. I feel so unlovable. And with this pandemic lasting for as long as it has and the prevalence of ghosting on these dating apps, I don't know what to do. I'm certain I'm not the only one who feels this way, and yet there is nobody to talk to about it. I just want to feel less alone.

I have a confession

You walked by with your shirt off one day and I cant get that image out of my mind. Sexy Chest Man Mmmmmm So im going to imagine you with a horses head to forget you. Cause you seem like a grumpy pants. Giddy up.

How Do I Breakup ..

With my Dentist? I have a dentist that I'm sure has ruined my teeth over the years. Now I'm at the point where I'm loosing teeth, and I'm sure it's their shoddy work as my care is the same but, now I have tons of problems. So, have you broke up with your dentist, how do it do it? How do I get my "file"? Do I have any recourse?

Some people

Someone drove at me in the crosswalk, rolled his window down, screamed at me. My crime was hobbling while talking on the phone. I have a bad back injury and was organizing care with my spouse. I happened to be doing it in public. He looked middle-aged, in a suit, nice car. Probably has a job where he's using his brain. Doesn't realize talking while walking isn't a crime, and talking doesn't make you walk slower. My confession is I put a pox on this motherfucker's head. Enjoy your future back injury, you complete and total piece of shit.


On Facebook I commented on a woman's picture of her dog and my girlfriend started accusing me of cheating on her. This woman lives on the other side of the county and I like dogs. Then she started screaming at me and throwing clothes at me. I had a rough Thursday and this relationship is over.


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