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I just don’t get people

Why would you spend $80 to go the queen E to see Bill Burr if you are going to spend the whole time talking to your friends. My wife and I are trying to enjoy the show and the people behind us just wouldn’t shut up. Fackkkkkk

It's so nice to see her again

I never expected it. But in the new Star Trek, Seven of Nine comes back. Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god! She is sooooo hot and amazing!

I hate my roommate

It's just brutal. She's so uptight and fake. I try to get on the same page and be that fake cheery... but then I turn fake. Ugh. It's so draining too. It's like acting.

Raised my spirtis!

I just bought cigarettes at the local gas station and the ladies couldn't believe I am 34! Yahooo!! Still lookin' young!!

How did this happen

My former husband of 22 years, the father of my 3 children, went back to his highschool girlfriend a few months after he left me. My kids love her, they do family style stuff with him, her & her kids all the time. It's like *we* never existed. And yet I am still alive. This is the kind of thing that would have me suicidal and probably will again. I don't understand how people can treat each other so badly. He always had a thing for her but even I am shocked it has come to this. And her? Her? She was at my wedding. Her ex was my ex's best friend and my daughter's godfather. We planned showers for each other. I cannot believe I am able to wake up every day and live my life with this level of betrayal. I can barely talk to my kids about this. My strength is not what it should be. How am I still alive when others have deemed me this worthless?

Age Is a Number

I met this great guy but the problem is I am 36 and he's 20. The sex is amazing and he's so much fun to be around. Its just I want a family and he isn't ready. He's still is in college and living with roommates. I feel like I am holding him back sometimes. I just feel so stupid because I knew how old he was when I fell in love with him.

Things I've Done and Never Told Anyone!

I was driving in Queensland Australia when I came across a large python stretched across the road. I grabbed the python, which was about 10ft by the tail and dragged it off the road because I knew if I didn't, it would get run over. I'm not particularly skilled with snakes though I'm not totally afraid of them either. However, I did jump when the snake swung around at me with it's huge mouth open wide. True story.

I hate stuff sometimes

I hate the nerd Romulan in Star Trek: Picard that is dating the robot. He's just sooo annoying. Why does the Romulan have an English accent? You know they're trying to hard to make him seem charming. He isn't.

Sardines on sandwiches

It's my new lunch routine. Oh no... I don't put it in the microwave. I'm not a jerk like that... but hey, may as well enjoy lunch. It's stellar, yummy, and fishy... I love the tangy tomato sauce that it comes with. It's my new fad diet :)

I SAW YOU

Matt on the #2 bus

Matt! You just moved here from Victoria and are currently working for Lululemon. Me, dirty blonde...

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