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Granny Panties

I wish I had more pairs. Sitting around the house in constricting lace thongs is super uncomfortable. I guess this is probably the time to go commando. What was I thinking?

Please

Can I just find someone to sit around and talk about random stuff with like how each of us thinks the Stonehenge was built? Or maybe what the pyramids were actually for and what we think the hieroglyphics actually mean? Or just why we're here? I need people like that in my life....

Now what...

I've watched Tiger King 2x and all of Nacros for a 3rd time...I think I've seen all of Netflix and Disney+ is lame. Release more stuff Netflix!!!!

Heavy breathing joggers

I confess that I’m the ‘crazy bitch’ who extends my dog’s leash 2 meters when you jog past me on the Seawall in such close proximity that I can smell your b.o.. Doctors say that running increases the chances of producing micro-droplets that can transmit the virus from person to person, if too close. So , if you’re gonna take up jogging during a pandemic (ya, talking to you running in your Vans) , then respect the distancing metrics or I’ll do it for you .

The strong friend

I'm "the strong friend". The one who seems to have it all together, to never lose their shit, to always be a pillar. Little do my friends know, I am deeply emotionally traumatized, and I've never been given the chance to open up about it, especially because of said emotional trauma, this is as close to opening up as I'll ever be. And what they really don't know is, without their friendship, and without feeling like a pillar that is needed in their life, I'd probably off myself. I think about my friends who rely on me and it keeps me going. I could never let them down. The thought of leaving them or hurting them in such a way is far more disgraceful than my view on my own life. How crazy is that?

Here's one

I'm in love with a little Bengali cleaning lady who walks by my house every day, and she with me.

Not true

Living on my own means I have all the time in the world to do whatever I want, right? Nope. Living on my own means I have twice as much to do, for myself, than if I lived with family. If I don’t do everything for myself, it doesn’t get done.

I'm lookin' for work right away

I'm not waiting three months when EI expires and everyone is rushing to REALLY get a job. It's gonna be mayhem then. I'm guessing 20% isn't even that unrealistic for unemployment when a once in a lifetime event like this happens. It has been higher... why wouldn't it hit those peaks this time around?

The Truth Is

I hate kids and 'breeders' because the woman I wanted to have children with didn't seem to want me back.

Ready to pounce

Oh my gosh when this quarantine is over I am going to spring out into the world and seek romance and adventure! I will be full of lust and will be out smiling at cute guys, hopefully someone will talk to me.

I SAW YOU

Hey, my eyes are down

I’ve seen you, and I feel you’ve seen me.. ...

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