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Old English Lesson

In Old English, ae means two things: LAW and RIVER. God is wisdom and æ woruldbuendra. God is the wisdom and law of world-dwellers. So, if people try to deprive you of law, that is, God, it is like they are giving you poisoned water.

Stop Means Stop!

When you come to a stop sign, stop, especially if you see a pedestrian who is clearly looking at your car to make sure you notice them. Don't be a dick and keep slowly moving, to make it a guessing game. Then give me an annoyed look and hand sweep while still moving to go across. Bring your vehicle to a complete stop!

Sobriety rocks

- healthy bank account again - mental health vastly improved - physical health off the charts and back at the gym - my dick works again!

Sorry for splashing you

To the young adult with the grey jacket and light blue umbrella that I splashed at Boundary & Canada Way this morning - sorry!! It wasn't intentional; I didn't even notice the puddle

Wow, didn’t see that coming!

As a middle aged guy I sometimes partake in Viagra to help out in the bedroom. Works great but not cheap and my health benefits don’t cover ED drugs. Other day gf makes me a double-shot expresso on her fancy machine and holy crap, it was like a double-shot of Viagra! I usually drink my coffee fairly mild so this caught me by surprise. Don’t know if this is just me, but it’s recurred several times since. God bless caffeine!

Mark My Words

There will come a day my friend, where you'll find yourself in a situation, and you're going to wish that I was there.

Kids these days

They love the government. It's shocking. I think they're in for a rude awakening... when they figure out the government will not help them :)

Eating and walking is illegal in Japan

I just learned this and it blew my mind. No potato chips while walking down greasy Robson Street? Imagine that... How will I brush my hair full of grease if it's not on the go after a snack?

Somewhere it's out there waiting

I just want unconditional love. I want to be with someone who will stick it out even if we can't fulfill what each other fully needs when we need it. I want the kind of love where our trust in each other is continuous and certain, where loyalty and kindness reign. I want to have the kind of love where neither of us would ever feel the desire to cheat, because we are enough for each other. So, God (or who/whatever is out there), please stop sending me narcissists. I'm ready for real love.

I SAW YOU

Dude

New West Skytrain Station...we both got on the train heading downtown Van.City...You sat across...

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