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One more thing

You wanna know how I know all this is pretend( man in the shadows) business is complete and utter garabage. I walk around alone a lot. All by myself. Busy here and there, Doing stuff. So if there was someone with any sort of interest or fortitude to stand up, make their intentions known. They would have said something by now. Made a bit of an effort. So I've already called Bullshit on that!

Like the warm blowing breezes

I too will be gone. Have fun with you online games, cause its all you will ever have. Tic Tock Tic Tock Time waits for no one.

So tempted...

I see the advertisement at the bus stop: a $10 bucket of KFC popcorn chicken. That was always the cats meow. But I also don’t know if I want to do that to my body. I haven’t had KFC in at least 10 years. Do I trade my $10 for my 10 years? Marketing buckets of popcorn chicken must be fairly easy... it looks like crack.

Hard to keep friends

I always think it's just me that has something wrong going on when I see all my college friends still keeping in touch and here I am, on this side of the country not even in their thoughts. Or when I see theyre on vacation in my city we're not close enough to reach out. I know it takes two but it makes me feel there is something wrong with me.

Came on suddenly.

I keep randomly shouting out Broccoli......Cauliflower. I think I might have Florets. (British comedian)

VROOM! VROOM!

The last assholes of summer can still be herd

No more make-up

I was only using it to attract men. So why bother? I'm single anyways.

Best invention

Is the laundry machine. Second best is fabric softener. But number one becomes the dryer in winter, as it is fucken amazing ! I love putting on warm underwear!

I SAW YOU

Ambleside Rock Shelly & Jay

Shelly, I was the tall guy with a yellow t-shirt that stood beside you at the Ambleside Rock show...

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