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Red

I painted my nails a whorish red. It's as close as I've gotten to being whorish. When the coronavirus is over, that is going to change

With age comes wisdom

I remember my grandfather always saying to me that "you should always have 3 months expenses in cash put aside for emergencies"..now I know exactly what he meant...it all goes well until something like this virus pops up ....he raised his kids during the depression and most likely was taught that lesson back then...he has been gone a long time now...I wish he was still around to share more of his wisdom with me...

I was out walking today

In New West and a woman on a treadmill caught my eye. Kinda shocked, I figured I must be looking into a private office. It was an open gym with multiple people working out!!! So you inconsiderate a-holes at the gym on 6th Street in New West, Go fuck yourselves!!

General Anxiety Disorder

I’ve been diagnosed for years with General Anxiety Disorder, take meds to dull it etc. I can’t help but think everyone is now feeling what I’ve felt my whole life. Welcome to my world folks...shitty isn’t it!

In Paradise

I couldn’t have asked for this pandemic at a better time. I haven’t been in a vacation in over 5 years.

Tired

Isolation I can do. Not seeing my friends and family is hard, but doable. Eating my own cooking everyday? Not ideal but again, not a big deal. What can I no longer do? Suffer the indignation and self righteousness of every fucking expert online and in the streets. Everyone's expertise and judgmental holier than thou attitude is getting very fucking tiresome. Righteous indignation is spreading faster than the virus. When this is over i'm done, fuck this city, fuck all cities. I'm gonna find some forest and fuck off.

Hey drivers!

Slow down. Just because there is no traffic doesn't mean that the streets have suddenly become the Indy 500. Now is not the time to get into a crash. It would likely be very inconvenient for you and the guy you smash into. You might be stuck without your vehicle and find yourself taking the bus. Think about it. Speeders are just a bunch of douchebags at the best of times. Especially now.

Boozy Floozy

I’ve been getting wasted every other night and laughing my ass off so much that my abs actually feel like I worked out. At least I don’t have to go to the gym! I crack myself up... lol. ALOL. That means: Actual Laughing Out Loud. Ok, I’m still drunk.

A.D.D.

I seriously need to work on my attention span. I can’t even watch a movie yet I can binge watch short videos on YouTube all day. It’s ridiculous. If they’re longer than 10 minutes I don’t click. Time to put the phone away and read a book. I wonder how long it’ll take me to rewire my brain.

What i'm thankful for

I don't yet personally know anyone that has this virus. I live alone. No more roommates (thank the sky friends). I fixed that old espresso machine earlier this year. I have enough to pay my rent. I have food and can get food. I turn on my tap and there's clean water. I take a shit in a washroom, alone, usually on the internet. I have the internet. The fact that i'm canadian and live in a country that will not be completely devastated by this virus. Board games with solitaire option. My plants. Music! Everyone reading this from their homes where they should be and where they should stay.

I SAW YOU

Hey, my eyes are down

I’ve seen you, and I feel you’ve seen me.. ...

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