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Working for a non-union employer

I've worked for a non-union employer for 20 years. They try to fire me and make me want to quit whenever they think they can, and there's not really anything I can do about, and keep the job. They fixed it so I can't work for another employer, and it's not worth trying to sue them. They dispense raises and promotions to favourites, although I produce more work, and the same or better work. If I had been in a union, they would have had to stop this crap 20 years ago.

Putting it back

Went to a drugstore to buy a basic face wash. I did not check the price because it looked like any other generic plastic bottle of suds. I scanned it: $23 before tax. Oh my! I left it at the store. It is insane leaving the house these days to face the world outside!

Are tattoos for losers?

It used to be that displaying a tattoo meant that you were somehow a creative, interesting and countercultural individual. I never thought this but that was the idea. Now, every Tom Dick and Harry has a tattoo. It just makes you look like a conformist, weak and easy to manipulate individual. A person with zero creativity. It makes you look like a loser. I am so glad I never got one.

At the very least

You could have made light of your stupid statement about speaking her language. She, of course immediately spoke it to you as any rational people would expect. Obviously not you. So you just stared blankly, and continued on speaking English. I, being of much higher intelligence than you, would never have ever said something so stupid and easy to disprove. Then again I don't lie or make up random bullshit and treat it as fact like you do all the time. I would have suggested saying, "Si, correcto." Like BP in IG. Your brain is not fast enough. You know it. It's embarrassing to me.


I work for a food establishment and part of my job is digital marketing. I have to admit that all the Tik Toks and IG Reels of people eating, stuffing their faces, instantaneously makes me want to barf. It’s some full-body revulsion or phobia. Or maybe it’s just performative gluttony. Either way, it’s really hard to look at, and I have to click away fast before I throw up on my shoes.

I once dated a woman who was Wiccan.

I once dated a woman who was Wiccan. She liked me, but I was afraid of her. I told her that I did not want to see her anymore, and she became enraged. I have no problem with what she wants to believe. That is her right, of course. But she scared me.

Kryptonite for men

If you want to see an obnoxious and obviously fragile man lose his shit: ignore them and ignore their ‘advice’. When faced with someone who doesnt care what they say or even worse: someone who disagrees with them, they will melt like snowflakes and lose it. LOLOLOLOL. ITS REALLY FUN TRY IT!!!!! This works best against guys who fancy themselves as ‘edgy’ or ‘based’. These guys think very highly of themselves and think they are a gods gift to the world. In other words: losers.

Calling out a liar

I so want to tell this guy that I know he’s intentionally trying to mislead me. I have proof. But I won’t do that because it’s too much fun letting him dig himself into an even bigger hole. On the other hand I feel like a fool for allowing myself to give him another chance. Good thing I’m not too invested this time because the smart part of me knew it was just a matter of time before those true colours showed up again. He just can’t help himself.

Filtering the non-sense

Any time there is a government push for me to read particular "news" articles that are basically a moral agenda pushed by the government while it trashes religion and culture, I just change the channel. It's that simple.


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