I love you, you love me were not even close to a happy family. Still love is all you need. John Lennon, fucking hippie might of been on to something.
After I met you I deleted my Tinder account, my Facebook Dating account, my PoF account, my OkCupid account, my AdultFriendFinder account, and my CumMeetMeinAlley account
....turns out half of Trump’s executive team either ignored, or frustrated, his wacky orders. Turns out there are a few adults at 1600 Pennsylvania Ave after all. Nice to know as this sh*t show winds down.
Surrey deserves a day at the beach too!
I am dating this girl and I went to pick her up at her parents house and I swear her mom made a move on me. She was wearing a shirt with no bra and bent over right in front of me and then smiled at me. She literally told me in body language that she wanted to go upstairs with me.
My male friends are telling me this could be an amazing opportunity. The kind that comes once in a lifetime. My friends that are women think I am crazy and this is all in my head and if it isn't I am a disgusting pervert.
I think I am just going to lay low and pretend this never happened.
Sometimes you're damned if you do and damned if you don't.
Who your mind can't remember, but who your heart can't forget.
You probably think this tap is about you
I love you. Im also infatuated with you. I know all the practical reasons that the infatuation aspect is stupid but it doesn’t make it go away. I’m poly, and I’m pretty sure you’re monogamous and I know that we’re friends and I can’t tell you without risking our friendship. I know that I’m not what your looking for but my brain doesn’t seem to care even if I rationalize or distract it with my busy life. I love your face, your laugh, the way your mind works, your sense of humour, your inventiveness, your kindness and the nerdy things about you. I am torn between wanting those feelings to go away and just enjoying being around you. You’ve given me no reason to believe you have any interest in me so if I don’t figure out how to handle my limeremce, at some point I will have to slightly disappear from your life for a while. I will be responsible and keep everything in check because we have a mutual friend group but I have to say I sure wish I didn’t have to. I wish I could tell you.
I’ve started to drink instant coffee like her because I can’t stand the idea of one Starbucks coffee at $5 each. I’m happy to stay at home this long Easter weekend because I can’t summon the strength to plan, plot and execute a weekend of out-of-town fighting long weekend out-of-town traffic. I understand now why my mom would just lie in bed after a long day at work and ask me to massage her legs. My daily grind is exhausting and all I want to do when I get home is put on my old sweatshirt and shorts and flake out. My mom would never show up empty-handed. She always brought something to the party even if it was modest. And I do this too, bringing treats to my friends or siblings or the deserving coworker. She grew up in an era of scarcity and still to this day will save glass jars and plastic containers for future re-use. The extra stuff would drive me bonkers in my small living space, but I try and re-use like she does and getting off the never ending treadmill of buying and throwing stuff out. The one thing that I won’t repeat of hers though is eating Kraft Singles. Life is too short for process cheese.
I just don’t care about the people complaining they can’t affoed a home in vancouver. Just like I don’t care if they can’t afford in Whistler, Zurich, New York etc etc. Some cities are expensive. You get what you can offer in life. Good news is you are allowed to work harder and earn more.