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My boss

My self absorbed boss told me to "pick which cross you are going to die on." I'm sure she was trying to insight some kind of panic in me , but I am considering kicking her fat ass. So, orange cross?

Do what you say you will do.

Im so fucking tired of people flaking out. If you say you will do something then just do it. People depend on the word of others. If we don't keep our promises and do whatever we want then our words mean nothing and no one can trust anyone else and then, game over, we are fucked. We may already be there. Its hard enough keeping your head above water without people fucking you over at every turn. We are all flawed and fragile and have issues, I get it. But we have to lift each other up and support each other. Thats how we improve ourselves and this world. Just please stop being so fucking self absorbed and think of the people around you. Being a good person is its own reward. Im not perfect, but im really trying and its not easy in this town. Addressed to no group in particular (in case you gender warriors wanted to start shit)

I Tried

I tried to love someone for the wonderful person that they are inside, but ran away in the other direction after being naked together. I'm no swimsuit model, but I can't fool myself - the chemistry has to be there.

Feeling Blue

Blue is my favourite colour. I get all frisky thinking about blue. I can't seem to stop talking about blue... The sea, the sky, your eyes. I should have kissed you when I had the chance.

Really gone downhill

When an entire section of a free public forum titled "Confessions" has people talking about the merits of breakfast cereals or their favourite video games, it really underscores my belief that this city is hopeless, devoid of culture and intelligence, and has very little to contribute to anyone, anywhere.

I actually enjoy the Confessions here

You guys bitch about the littlest things & get so hot under the collar, you all loose your shit about stuff that annoys you, just move on lol

Sorry not sorry

Don't say "sorry" when you don't mean it. It's getting old.

No money in Vancouver

I moved to the arctic, 6 figures double my expected income in Vancouver working 11 months... took 4 months off in my first year, yea but Vancouver is so great. #1 In Americanisms

Take it from me

Ozzy Osbourne once said something in a song of his that resonates with how I feel about these SJWs. "I don't wanna change the world. I don't want the world to change me."

Stop The Madness!!

Living in Vancouver is like being in grade school forever. People here are so tribal, insular and doing their damnedest appear to be everything their not like insecure students overcompensating with the trends of the moment. Will Vancouver ever grow up?

One Day

One day I’ll find someone who loves me as much as I loved you. Who adores me and would do anything for me. I hope that day is soon, because I’m starting to lose faith. And when that day comes, I hope that I don’t think about you any more. You never deserved me, and I hope that the girl you chose over me hurts you, like you hurt me.

I get it

But cycling to work could either maim you or kill you.


Costco loading

five ton truck, you were loading flats of water bottles with an older white guy, I was unlocking...


Savage Love: How to be a good orgy host

Hosting a sex party doesn’t give someone the right to insert himself into someone else’s scene.