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Some people

Someone drove at me in the crosswalk, rolled his window down, screamed at me. My crime was hobbling while talking on the phone. I have a bad back injury and was organizing care with my spouse. I happened to be doing it in public. He looked middle-aged, in a suit, nice car. Probably has a job where he's using his brain. Doesn't realize talking while walking isn't a crime, and talking doesn't make you walk slower. My confession is I put a pox on this motherfucker's head. Enjoy your future back injury, you complete and total piece of shit.

Thursday

On Facebook I commented on a woman's picture of her dog and my girlfriend started accusing me of cheating on her. This woman lives on the other side of the county and I like dogs. Then she started screaming at me and throwing clothes at me. I had a rough Thursday and this relationship is over.

Eyes

One good thing about masks is that you really appreciate people’s eyes. I swear some of you folks have really beautiful eyes.

Spending woes

I just spent over 2K on things I need. As a simple man... this hurts lol

Guilt

I'm married to a woman far more attractive to me who loves me and is honest with me, and I spend my time secretly fantasizing about one that (in my opinion) is less attractive and treated me like crap.

Spidey Sense

Bad things are a happening. I live in a building near a bunch of other apartment buildings. The number of people I see moving out this month has skyrocketed. I hope it just a coincidence, but I worry this might the start of a new wave of homelessness and poverty.

Teenage Wasteland

I’m in love with a 41 year old man who treats life like a giant high school. Not in a good way. There was nothing good about high school. I must be in the special class.

All this love and no one to give it to

Other than dating in Jan/Feb and then a very little bit in the summer, I’ve been single this whole year. I hate not knowing how long it will be until I can actually start dating (safely) for real again. I’ve been single for almost all of my 20s so it’s not that I’m the type that needs to be in a relationship. I’ve just found myself pretty lonely these days. I know I’m a good girlfriend and I really put my all in being supportive and loving. I’ve never been able to find someone that cares about me in return but I’m really looking forward to the day I do.

Life imitates art

When I yawn, I make Swedish Chef noises.

I think I’m psychic

Or at least have some abilities. People usually get jealous or find it intimidating. They’re always wondering how I seem to know everything. They want my advice all the time but then I start to feel sort of used.

I SAW YOU

I miss you at my local Grocery Store

About a year and a half ago you worked as a Cashier at the local Saf* Wa*. I felt we connected on...

SAVAGE LOVE

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When one partner’s insecurities about their appearance are amplified by the other’s total lack of attraction to them—and sex is absent—say “bye-bye”.

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