I went as an exchange student and had a crush on a local girl who later said “Whatta YOU want? within earshot of me after I waved to her. She dedicated the phrase to former NHL player Scott Stevens. Boom. That’s what it felt like. You live and you learn on the way to becoming a Jedi Knight.

Because I have experienced a violent break-in. Thanks to the dude who called me a fag today because I made you use the intercom. Hope you may read this and understand why.

I'm warming up to the idea of having a work uniform. Spending money on clothes is my lowest priority.

I transport my re-usable masks in old pot ziplocks

Coming up on a year now since I last had sex or any kind of intimacy with a man. Being single in the COVID era is tough so sending everyone else in the same boat some positive vibes! I’ll be over here cuddling with my pillow :(

And here I thought Vancity was tertible for dating pre covid. It has been zero for a year now, and now I fear there will be even less men around when things get back to normal. I have bad feelings about the future, not sure what to do.

I don't enjoy showing my tongue. I'm no Byron Schlenker, but my tongue is abnormally wide. I'm by no means embarrassed. I just don't like the silly reactions/comments from people that have seen it. And, before you comment (because I've heard it before), the answer is no. No, I'm not good at giving head because I have a wide tongue.

I walked past a care home the other day and saw an elderly man sitting in the window. I can't imagine how hard it would be living out your days in a facility like that pre covid but now with a 'no visitors' rule, it would be terribly lonely. I waved at him and he waved back. I hope that made his day. It sure made mine.

I broke up with my girlfriend last week all because she let mommy dearest control her life.

I hate the word "comptroller".