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Hollandaise Sauce

People seem to stick up for it. They flock around it and glorify it. Personally, I found it completely lacking in style and stamina. Mostly it was just limp and lacking in any real depth. Thankfully, we get to choose our sauces and that is one I am glad to do without. Sad sorry sauce for sill simple suckers.

Another Concert Filmer

At least this dude was using an actual camera. I couldn't help but wonder, if he's such a big fan, where he was during the encore?


On come snow, I like it. This time last year there was heaps downtown. Please come soon. (Said from someone who doesn't drive, so I know true Vancouverites are going to hate it).

Craigslist's Free Section

OMG, there are so many random things people are offering for free on Craigslist, such as a CD rack from a month ago! NO ONE wants to own a CD rack in a age where everything is on a electronic device or online. Just throw the bloody thing out or donate to a thrift store. And you can't just take 1, oh nooooo, you have to take both CD racks from the owner. Jesus, what the hell. Isn't it a longer and harder process to check your emails from interested parties then to just donate the bloody thing to a thrift store!!! That's one whole month of checking emails, replying back to interested parties and reposting/updating the ad THEN arranging times to meet with people to give them your CD rack(s). BUT it's still on bloody Craigslist, so obvs the people have been a NO SHOW and you still have it. Oh as my co-worker is saying you could have repurposed the racks and made a plant holder (we actually googled useful things from OLD CD racks). Lol. Too funny, Craigslist. What other free CRAP will be on there tmrw!!!! (great way to pass the time at work - only in the quiet periods). Oh and there was a 25 birthday candle, one CANDLE that said '25' - throw the bloody thing out, who is going to make the effort to get that for free when they can go to a dollar store and buy it for $2. Don't you think driving or public transport would cost more to get it for free then buying from the dollar store. People what's going on... so much laughter here.

People and their dogs

A lot of people with dogs don't really seem to like their dogs. I see them out walking, they are impatient and angry with the animal. Why get a dog if you don't want to deal with it. I wouldn't want a dog, so I don't have one. But you don't seem to want a dog either, yet you have one. People and their dogs.

I read

Breitbart for the comments. My god they get dramatic, but at the same times I'm not sure who is real. My favorite is when they starting talking about the "Gnashing of teeth" my least is when they refer to Michelle Obama as "Big Mike". But then they all cry when something bad is said about Trump, too funny.


I'm glad someone told the truth about Generation X. Gen X is a sacred cow with this subject for some reason. The Characteristics that created great art in the late 80's and early 90's are the characteristics that make a generation miserable bastards today. Self-absorbed, bitter and selfish. Gen X is small and mostly forgotten so we're not in the spotlight like the Millennial's and the Baby-Boomer's so we're flying under the radar but ultimately we suck. We certainly thought we were clever because of our enormous superiority complex but if someone was to write a book about my generation today (They wouldn't) It would be 6 chapters on how a generation ran out of ideas in about 1994 and haven't done much since. The final chapter of the book would be called: Sell Out Old. A generation taking whatever it can to get a leg up in life at any cost.

sex doll

I've been used by girls for sex for a long time now. It's made me feel completely worthless and like a piece of garbage. The last two sort of relationships (if you could even call them that) made it very clear that all they wanted was sex. I wish they would have said that from the beginning instead of trying to trick me into thinking they wanted me so that it would be easier to have sex with me. If I knew that all they wanted was to hookup then I wouldn't have invested my time into them. I blocked both of their numbers. By the way, I wasn't seeing them at the same time just to make that clear. I felt instant relief when I blocked them. I deserve better and I've been so lonely that I just take the abuse to have "intimate" human contact. I would rather be alone and respect myself than be a doormat to a girl who just decides to throw her clothes back on because she got her fix and leave without barely saying goodbye. Only texts me late at night to invite me over and in the morning tells me she has things to do... Every single time.. I get that people are busy but I'm not stupid. It really hurts. I feel so unwanted. I was in a 5 year relationship. She cheated on me and I had my guard up for a very long time after we broke up. I had JUST let it down before meeting these two girl and now unfortunately I'm putting it back up. I just don't trust anyone anymore. I wish I didn't feel this way but if I'm hurt one more time.. I just can't take it. Please don't use men or women who are looking for a relationship for sex. If you only want to hook up TELL THEM. Don't waste their time. That seriously makes you a fucking bitch. I live around these people too so I'll probably see them. I'm not even going to give them the time of day.. I can imagine them approaching me trying to explain their behavior so that they can keep me around their finger for a quick fuck. I'm not a sex doll. I'm a sensitive, kind, loving, caring human being with emotions. Anyway, at this point I feel I'm rambling. Thanks for reading have a nice day.

What I really hate is

Those gold digging, self entitled, jealous, makeup abusing types, that will play a person, lead them on into thinking that they really care (even if they're currently with someone else), but all they really care about is what that person does to inflate their ego. If they see their subject moving on, that's when the jealousy really kicks in, and they'll try to play that person into a position in order to get some cold hard revenge on them for straying away. Once their revenge is complete they cry victimhood, and it was the other person that was abusive. Total sociopathic behavior.

In need for support

I blocked this girl I was seeing/dating in the summer. She was breadcrumbing me for 6 months and kept keeping in touch, but never making plans to meet up. I blocked her. It's been tough because my feelings for her are still strong and I don't understand why I'm so attracted to her. Yet I knew the relationship was toxic and abusive, I was acting like a completely different person with her. This was the right thing to do. I'm just looking for some reassurance that I did the right thing, because I deserve better than her treatment.

I like to be told

I like it when my partner tells me what to do in bed. Not only the unusual or kinky stuff, but the more ordinary parts of our sexual repertoire, too. Sometimes, I wonder if this means I am submissive. But I have no desire, as I've seen described in the dom ads, to wash someone's floors or lick their toilet clean, and I think that maybe I am not really submissive, and it is something else, altogether. But what?


My generations future was sold to corporate interests by Neo-liberal boomers and gen Xers for the left over crumbs of a zero sum pie and a little bit of political power. If being vocally progressive on the social, political and ecological problems facing 99% of the earths population makes a whole generation "entitled brats" then so be it. Beets being part of a morally corrupt, willfully ignorant one. It's like your boi Bob said "Your old road is rapidly aging. Please get out of the new one If you can't lend your hand. For the times they are a-changin". :)

Are we Hypocrites?

We sit here and protest any petroleum pipeline through our region yet B.C.s number one commodity export is Coal we export 3 to 5 Billion dollars worth a year and it goes out of our ports of Vancouver and mainly to China. None of us are protesting Coal. Coal is the dirteist of the dirtiest of fossil fuels. Thats us baby.


When I was dating my wife she used to regularly do something for me at least once a week. Once we got married this activity will happen once a year on my birthday if I am lucky. I just feel like she pulled the old bait and switch on me.

Ugly Xmas sweaters

Are without a doubt overrated. Why would I fork over so much money for something made real cheap just to wear it only once a year and look stupid?


LOL doll

My daughter explained what these dolls are to your daughter. My attempt at flirting was in...