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"Professional Educators" without degrees. Losers.

So many people seem to do workshops for children in schools, even if they have no credentials. What a sham. Keep those people away from my children. They sure do get paid a lot though... Everyone is ready to make a buck, eh?

A mute point...

Why is it that women marry men unsuited to them and then set out to change them? I knew a woman who married a mime, then complained about his silence.

Escaped roommate hell

I moved out... My other roommate moved out too. It is because we lived with a new roommate who ruined everything with her uptight attitude. She wanted to put dishes in rooms if it was more than 2 hours. Fuck that shit. Anyways, we left and she was left with nothing. It was incredible. She has to learn how to get along with people. She should not be living with others. I have two new awesome roommates now :)

I only eat hummus

and I'm doing great! *cough cough* heels over.

I smoked some purple weed the other day and got fried.

It was like Withnail and I...I had the fear Seriously though the fact that this stuff is legal is a little weird because this was very powerful and I only had a couple of good drags and the anxiety was there as it makes everything super vivid even the stressful and shitty things in life. I'm laying off it for sure as I can't handle it. Even writing this confession is making me a little residually anxious...careful people.

I don't believe it anymore

But trucks do flip, even in Washington state, and 40,000 pounds of... well, you know, comes flying out. I don't know if the Hastings and Sunrise plant protestors are gonna protest this, but maybe they should.

Here we are

Awestruck by technology to get us to Mars. The electronics , the sensors, the calculations. And yet we think nothing of that fluffy cottonwood seed that floats past on the breeze. It lands, it senses the environment that it's in , the temperature , the moisture , the food that's available. Then it sends out a few shoots and gets a foothold and that tiny seed has all of the instructions to create a complete new cottonwood tree. How to use the soil, when to shed its leaves, how to create new seeds....... absolutely amazing! All it gets for its efforts is a mention in the allergy count.

A drunk in love?

We had a great life together once. We broke up. I wasn't happy. I cheated at the end but it was more of a means to get out and I needed the mental push to do it. Yes it's shitty but I can't take it back so no regrets there. You did nasty things too. My problem is that we've discussed working things out several times but I'm still with the person I cheated with. Obviously that doesn't bode well for us going forward, if it's even possible. I haven't had the time to myself to reflect properly or to even decide what I want. My biggest problem now is that you've cut off communication and now I can't stop thinking about you. I told you if you had done that in the first place and left me alone to see how my life was without you, we would've gotten back together a long time ago. I'm not happy with my current situation and everything just feels wrong. I feel like I'm stuck because I don't know if you even want anything to do with me anymore. I miss you terribly. Love is brutal. Sometimes I envy those who can't find it. If you read this, which I doubt you will, know that I will marry you one day soon if you'll have me. We can elope in Portland. You know who you are. I love you.

Some people lack common sense

Doesn't anybody know anything anymore? Every time I ask someone a straight forward question, they answer me with "I dunno". Come on. Common sense is not a flower that blooms in your garden. For once in your life use your brain.

The Other Womyn

Every now and then I get the urge to blow up your wife’s email with copies of your abnoxious messages and steamy action shots. I can only imagine the sad sap story you gave her, the bucket of lies. Vilifying the women you f&$@ed in order to win her back. If she only knew all of the secrets you shared and the things you said about her and her family and your relationship woes. She might see a little more cleary what a despicable coward you actually are and leave you. From, One of Many

Getting ready for the inevitable

When my biological parent passes away I think I need to go my separate ways from his wife and my half siblings. I'm scared to have no one but these people aren't healthy for me to be around and without a mediator I fear I'll be overpowered. Who do people with little to no family turn to in a city where it is so hard to make longterm friends?

My Married Friend

told me he’d love to diddle me. I’m still a bit shocked. Didn’t see that one coming.


Arbutus Greenway smile

It was about 7:15 pm on Monday May 21st, and it was a spectacular evening. We ran past each other...


Savage Love: How to be a good orgy host

Hosting a sex party doesn’t give someone the right to insert himself into someone else’s scene.