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Crazy all totally knowing ego driven asshole male of an already proved inadequate species. DNA structure flawed it's too easily replicated and copied to any other near compatible structure, It could also easily mutate and destroy the whole species . Wait that might only be the movie I watched last night. The female is far adaptable than it's male not even close counter part. So before my movie I went to visit a friend. Turns he was long gone and left his twin brother in charge. He is an asshole of the most incomparable kind. His brother really smooth and very handsome guy. Asshole genetic run off, is an ego driven fuck first and never ask any questions like names, occupations and most certainly never leave a trail. So when I get there I was so taken back by the actions of who I thought was my best friend that I hated him by the time I left. Hate and him were things I could not of ever put together with him. So now that I have left the most incredibly disgusting message on his phone and in his inbox, it's a friendship destroyed. Wow that was impressively slow for me, it usually takes far less time to imploded a relationship, friend or otherwise. I hope he is ok from here on in, but myself I'm gone can never look at him in the eyes again after all the things said. Too bad to cause I had just gotten good at that more recently. Wish it wasn't this way or that when he comes back finding I'm no where to be found doesn't ever! go looking for me. No need to worry I'm sure he easily distracted so next beautiful young model looking bitch to stroll on by he will forget that I was even a actual human being and his dumb supermodel self again. By baby, ass of a god, too stupid to talk most often friend o mine.

Don't Fix It If It Ain't Broke

At work, every new software version upgrade seems to work worse than the previous one, but may look a little slicker.

Dump on Trump

Ya mean while he's sleeping with his mouth open? Cool

I miss you so, so much

I can't wait until you come back. I've never been more depressed than I have been this winter... I'm the only person in my circle of friends that isn't busy nesting with their partner right now, and I'm feeling very isolated and left out. I know I should focus on living my own life, finding my own joy, and doing my own things -- being alone is okay and should be a healthy thing if you're secure with yourself and have a strong constitution... but you're such a big part of my life that it feels strange, almost foreign to do these things alone right now. It makes me feel needy and like a weakling, but maybe that's just the case. I push on because I have to, but I'm tired of dragging my feet. I just don't know how long I can go before I see you again. xo

Weird "I Saw You" is full of people trying to track down the cute and cool stranger who smiled at them and left, while "Confessions" is all about lying cheating heart breaking sacks of shit who won't go away. The grass is always greener, I guess.

Beyond Meat

I have been reading a lot of pro vegetarian/vegan and anti vegetarian/vegan articles lately. As a self confessed omnivore who has a pretty broad palate I am keeping an open mind as much as possible. There is one thing that is never mentioned in these articles though that creates confusion for me. If meat and dairy products are not meant to be part of our diet why do so many producers of vegetarian and vegan fare go to such lengths to replicate the taste, texture and mouth feel of meat and dairy products?

Oh dear

My partner and I moved into a new place. It looks badass! Weve got our paintings up artworks always cool painted 5 rooms etc painted the floor grout.. So much work we were proud to show off to my family. Turns out they texted and said hey were 30 mons away.. Its the day after valentines day.. Ok so we put the flowers out extra accent awesome.. My aunt takes a tour.. And low and behold in my partners bathroom is a yeaterdays Kitty tail but plug washed and drying like a dead animal on the wall "gotta love men" he hung that to dry like an dead hesd mounted on the wall... Only for my aunt to to walk into the bathroom and say LOOKS LOVELY ! Did she see it? Ill never know. No good deed goes unpunished

Cowpoke caravan

You drove from Alberta to Ottawa to protest gas prices!? Ok listen up Jethro- now that we gotcha here I think we'd best make sure y'all're fit to operate large vehicles. Pull over!


Lookin' Back to See

Near West Broadway at Macdonald at mid-day Tuesday, you have straight, dark hair and fair skin,...

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