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Hard Choices

Humans have finite awareness. Did you know that automobiles kill more people in BC every year than hate speech, even if we include "hate" motivated violent crime? Which do we hear about as a "serious social ill" more often, hate or automobiles? If we banned hate, we'd still hundreds of preventable deaths in BC from automobiles, if we banned automobiles, we'd have far fewer deaths. But free speech is just some luxury good, automobiles, those are necessary, right? Or do we have restrictions on speech because if people really started speaking and acting freely, they'd shut down the trans canada because it causes cancer?

Funny story

My friend has a bite mark on his biceps. He told me a crow did it. Do crows wear false teeth? Cause I saw teeth marks. Lol True Story I dont care, but its kinda funny. Out

I'M DONE

ACTIONS, MY STUPID FRIEND SPEAK WAY LOUDER THAN YOUR SHITTY WORDS. I'M DONE WITH BOTH. YOU READING THIS. DONE WITH YOUR BULLSHIT. DONE!!!! You are out of your mind.

Is it just me?

Or have the SJWs finally mellowed out a bit after the public started calling them out for being crazy nerds who haven’t contributed anything to society?

Somewhat

In just the last few years, I've noticed that the words "at all" have suspiciously arrived in the retail world. They serve as a form of sheer redundancy or outright confusion. I hear them at the grocery check out when all I've bought is four litres of milk: "Will you need a bag at all?" What is the option being offered? One bag or no bags. There is no "at all". There's no option for less than one full bag, like four tenths of a bag. Why end the question with this weak modification? "Will you need the receipt at all?" I'm sorry, is this not a yes or no question? Are you offering me half the receipt? Why not just ask: "Do you need the receipt?" The "at all" seems to suggest there is a degree of desirability in obtaining the receipt of purchase. There isn't. I either need it or I don't. "Would you like the two-year warranty with that at all?" I don't know, will you charge me less if I'm undecided? When this superfluous phrase is tacked on to any question, my new stock answer is: "Somewhat." Sort of throws them a curve ball.

Random Goal

A flying beetle just hit me in the side of the head and bounced off right into a cup on my desk. 2 points?

Bewitched

I'd sabotage my marriage, job, life, apartment, etc just for a single kiss from a certain person. What the f*ck is wrong with me.

Goodnight cookies

I’m gonna order some pot cookies to help me get good night’s sleep. Wonder if they’ll go good with a glass of milk?

University of Beautiful Condos

I can not recognize the place I lived less than a decade ago. The buildings, the cafes and restaurants, the atmosphere, the people - all replaced or sanitized, packaged, refined. Thank god for wreck beach and the regulars who have preserved the culture.

rinse and repeat

I like reading the "You're so hot, got to see you again" posts in "I Saw You", then follow up with the "Fuck off you worthless sack of shit" posts in Confessions.

I SAW YOU

I was wearing a black and red Flamingo shirt

We were at The Marquis on Granville st and you were with another guy but you commented on my...

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