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Thought we cared about the environment

So I'm going to run out and buy an Ugly Christmas sweater that was made by a child in India for peanuts. Marked up sold to my sorry ass and I'll wear it for one night while getting wasted. Yay for sustainability!

Stranger on a train

Vancouver was a nightmare. I would scale up a spiral of hope. Good Heaven I'm afraid that's not the way the screw turned. Confusion anger betrayal fear loathing not to mention Disorienting. All slithered along alcohol. For each declension a concomitant spectral rise up the other side. A lot of ups and downs in that town. Walking through the Park one day I'm thinking if only I could make a few tweaks a few twists in the right direction...suddenly on the path there appears a metal screw/ bolt. Made in France

Married man wants to be a woman

I want to tell my wife I crossdress, and her to accept me as her girl on girl partner. We would have mutual sex with toys and strap ons. Then we could go clubbing as girlfriends and flirt with men maybe have a threesome with a alpha man who would dominate us both. I want to watch him make her orgasam knowing that he's going to do the same to me next!

Strange day indeed

Weird and not good but nothing to do about it. All I have to say is poo poo poo poo poo poo poo.

To the psycho on the bus

Who keeps ranting on about politics. People are ignoring you. I don’t think anyone really has time for your bullshit. Go hop on another bus on route to the Please Get A Life Foundation.

Recently found out co worker is anti-vax

I was gobsmacked. Didn’t know what to say. He said ‘so what if my family gets sick, they’re not bothering anyone.’ I didn’t know what to say. What about those in our society who are immunosuppressed because of cancer, or young babies, or the elderly, or the fact that left unchecked, these diseases might mutate into something a vaccine eventually won’t be able to help, or the fact that there have been multiple worldwide outbreaks and deaths from preventable diseases like measles, even AFTER the original BS scientist has been discredited as a lunatic? How delusional do you have to be to believe that “Researching some stuff on the internet” = having a medical degree?!

Who did she get it from?

Just broke up with my gf as I found out I now have herpes because she at the time had a cold sore and apparently the same strain that causes cold sores on the face can manifest down there. I’d always thought herpes is something you get from risky unprotected sex and you are completely safe if you don’t sleep around and demand that your partners get tested. Now I’m really sad. I am a pretty, smart, kind, hard-working man that’s always wanted a monogamous relationship and a family, but who’s going to even want to date me now if I say I’ve contracted herpes? I don’t think anyone will care which strain it is, just where it’s come up. Not looking for sympathy, as I understand I could have been more educated about the issue, but I hope reading a confession like this will help some people to be kinder and not perpetuate the stigma around this annoying skin infection.

bad habbit

Of wanting to sleep with just about every man I see. I don't know why it is but old, young, big, small, any skin tone, it doesn't matter. When I meet most men I'll find something attractive about them and really want to have them. Of course I can never tell anyone and don't act on this unless I actually like the person and sex is possible. But if I had my way I'd be fucking everything under the sun. Call me an sexuality explorer, I don't care, this is me. And before everyone goes nuts I'm very respectful towards men. I just wish that we didn't build sex up as this end all be all thing and we could be a little more casual about it.

Missing You

I want to tell you how much I miss you. I miss your smile, your crinkled eyes and your laugh. When I see a picture of you, it makes me happy, but also forms a knot in my stomach. I miss my friend, I miss my love. I wish you’d think of me too. I wish you’d miss me. Through everything that happened, I miss you and love you still. One day I’ll be strong enough to tell you, or better yet. Strong enough to let go.

3 main bus

CAN people stop getting on the bus through the back? Wtf. Half the people don’t pay. That’s no fair. And everybody’s waiting in line half the time. I’ve called translink before. Nobody is supposed to do that. Drivers don’t speak up in case passengers would hurt them. But I get so pissed not being able to get on cuz some jerks think they can skip the line and be smart by getting on the back. The hell.

It happened again.

This time in a grocery store. A beautiful woman came along and I became over-aware of her and could not find a way to say hello. I’m late 40’s and I bet this has happened 4,000 times in the past 20 years! It’s painful for an extrovert to be this way. I need a small town. People talk to everybody. Everybody is everybody’s business. I like that. Is it being sensitive leaving others undisturbed so they can carry on shopping? Is it pathetic to suppress the desire to interact? Is it disingenuous to pretend to have something to say over the produce section? “Hey. Nice apples today don’t you think?”. Is it weakness pure and simple?

There's An App for That

It seems increasingly easier and easier to go broke by using all these apps on your smartphone.

Loo Why?

There is someone that keeps pissing on the seat in our office floors shared washroom. There is only 2 female stalls. Ladies, why the hell do you keep pissing on the seat. Don't be the initial pisser. Bring a darn wet wipe with you if you're so scared, otherwise invest in some Depends. Don't ruin washrooms for everyone else that needs to piss.

Tie = Old Fashion

I was wondering why anyone would want to wear an article of clothing around their neck that anyone could choke them to death with at anytime, but realized the incidents of that happening were probably more figurative.