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Peace at Xmas

I’m glad I have no relatives living here in this province because I don’t have to worry about seeing them or get tangled up in their drama at Christmas. The only people I have Christmas dinner with are members of my immediate family, which is good enough since we’ve always been tight knit. Who needs crazy relatives. Good to have peace during the holidays.

Think for myself

If I were a sheep, I wouldn’t follow the herd. I’d run away and find myself a nice warm place to sleep.

Lawyers

My confession is more like a universal truth. Most lawyers I have dealt with are pompous idiots. Do they have anything valuable to offer to society other than the joy they get from hearing their own voices? I can't wait until a.i. replaces them.

Honestly

I wonder why some people find it necessary to yell and scream at a TV set when watching sports? As if the players even care that you exist whether they win or lose.

Hey there you.

I confess I made a huge mistake and you were not to blame. I let things that had no power over our friendship begin to gain a ton of it. I'm sorry and right now I can only hope you'll recognize that I'm changing for the better to amend this boo boo. Hang there kid I'm pissed at myself and anger is for the first time my muse for the better. We will sort out the past, or have it sorted out already. This is yet to be seen. Do better, more is required and you can get that what they sold from you so long ago back again, a real belief in loving connections. Ilu

strawberries

im mid thirties and missed out most of dating life for the past decade. I want to eat strawberries and smoke and stay up all night and swim and do all the things we're not meant to do... at 30.. whos up for some irresponsible dating?

Epiphany

If I get reincarnated as a dog, I could lick my own balls.

Love that...

... Tribune Cousineau or whatever her name is! As an indigenous person, I can tell her our justice system was indeed different: endless proxy wars fought by women using their male relatives!

I'M the Protagonist

Does anyone know what that word even means?? I'm the lead character. It's ME. Sure I had a girlfriend and that is TYPICALLY a valid reason to reject someone, but I really think you should have considered whose story you were in. Now look what you've done. Chapter after chapter without you appearing except in recollection. That's no good. There's plenty of scene development: the scent of fresh mangoes, shit like that! You would have liked the setting. Damn it.

Easily Irritated

Stupid stuff bothers me. An example would be those vehicles that are somewhere in between a car and an SUV. I also can’t stand people’s obsession with coffee. Those are two of many examples that I’m too irritable to even share. Yes I’m a grumpy old coot. Bah Humbug.

I SAW YOU

Exotic Princess Flying Into Firecrust

Woah girl.. slow down. You, gorgeous petite, dark haired goddess dressed in all black. Not sure...

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