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Vegan: Impossible

Life without cheese? Not a CHANCE. That was my attitude a few years ago. But now I know how possible (and rewarding!) veganism actually is.

Truth

Looked in the mirror today, old, fat and ugly.

UnJustinified

All these people with a hate-on for Trudeau must have amnesia after being raped for years by the Harper and Campbell governments. Sure, it's like having a black president but better than having an orange one.

Top 100 Employers of BC... versus ordinary jobs. Ordinary wins.

You get all the over-achievers who work unpaid overtime at the top-100 jobs. That is my experience working at various large companies on the top-100 list. All the best jobs that I have had are for random unknown companies. They paid almost the same, but I had a way better quality of life. Is the top 100 employers of BC thing a government-led propaganda initiative? Is it just something that comes about when people in suits shake hands and make marketing deals?

It all makes sense!

The NDP are trying to destroy the Alberta economy so BC'ers don't move there en masse like the last time the NDP was in power! It's genius!

Oedipal

It kind of grosses me out that he married someone who looks identical to his mother.

I just picked up the phone

I'm not sure why but I let a great friendship lapse for 25 years, then one day picked up the phone and dialed my old friend. "It's sad", we agreed for having neglected each other so, but we just picked up like no time had passed at all.

Children

When you have children you are responsible for them. Not the government. It is not up to the government to support your children.

Diet Pop

I drink diet pop by the bucket full. It’s a nasty habit I can’t seem to break. I try to hide my burps all day long and drink it until the caffeine upsets my stomach and still keep drinking it. It’s nasty. I don’t seem to be able to stop. I can’t seem to find anything that replaces that perfect cool, sweet refreshing taste. I wish I could get this under control...I guess it’s not crack but it’s still nasty.

It's all coming back to me now

During those time when you're hanging with your significant other but feeling bored of watching t.v. and doing nothing, I start thinking to myself "what would I be doing if I were single?"

the poetry of rejection

brb bbiab fell asleep just forgot the kids hid my phone too busy to think about you doing some banking aka i am ignoring you i need to not chat with you i don't really care i am not interested i am not in to you i am so over this

Sticky Situation

I park my car in Shaunessy several blocks from work. This beautiful heritage mansion that was for sale for months recently sold. This week, the new owners put a padlock on the gate...but couldn't be bothered to salt or shovel their loooonnng piece of sidewalk. I was walking along the grass chewing a piece of gum and inspiration struck. Enjoy working that gum out of the lock you wealthy bastards! Revenge on the rich!

dropped

unresolved anxiety caused me to drop out of university, back and forth over 10 years. dropped 10 grand in courses. and now am back in school at 31. I study extremely hard and the kids around me are quick while i constantly stand at an average. Is this worth pursuing?

I SAW YOU

Girl at Pulp Fiction who "hates...

I was in Pulp Fiction on Main a few days ago when I overheard you telling your friend that you...