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This is Ridicules

No Kiss No Trip Anywear. Why would a person believe or trust anything now ? but A Kiss Thats the only way to truly know. Get your Chapstick Ready. One Soft Beautiful Kiss Do you Dare? Would I let you? Chances:)

On Absorption

My dream person has morphed into a gelatinous cube. Originally I wanted to be in her, now I worry if she happened to roll down a hill above me I could be.

Self entitled bikers

Tired of seeing bikers on major throughways. There are bike lanes less than 100 m away and many bikers fail to signal their intentions or obey the rules of the road. I had a biker slam into the back of my vehicle, because they failed to slow down at an intersection and decided to blow through a stop sign. I had my dash cam going in front and back. It saved me from being at fault for their stupidity.

BC location names

Why do so many people not know how to properly say local place names? I'm talking the long term residents who still say "Grandville Street", or "Frasier River", "Lawheed Avenue", "AbottsFORD" (not "ferd"). If you're new or just visiting, no problem, you don't know better and that's fine. But otherwise dude you live here, learn your locations!!

Pulp Fiction

At the front desk at work, there's always some douche bag that comes in through the door every once in a while to complain about something. While I'm nodding and telling them to calm down, I'm thinking "Bitch, be cool!" I think one time I may even have let slip "correctamundo" when confirming something to one of these douche bags. Ha, I wonder if they caught on.

Thoughts over a cuppa joe...

I am a magnet for master manipulators. I push back, nothing changes. Ignore, nothing changes. FML. What woodwork are they crawling out of?

Lame ducks

I'm not voting for any of these candidates that are running for Prime Minister. Hell no! They're all the same song and dance all talk no action easier said than done bullshit. Cats and dogs would do a waybetter job than any of these people. Hell, I'll even vote for Garfield and Snoopy. Even Kermit and Cookie Monster would be better choices.

Get bent.

I met you when I was 21. I'm nearing twice that age now (42). I'm not going to waste my heart on you for another life time. I've been through more than enough with you already.

It's not the time, but it is

When I first met you I was with someone. That someone is no longer around. One day I turned around and there you were. We were goofy and silly and yet I still need to tell you I am single again.......................

Owning a dog + vehicle = relationship value?

I live in Downtown Vancouver, close to work and I've been cycling to work this year. It makes no sense financially or environmentally for me to own a vehicle. In fact I think it would be a bit selfish of me to own a vehicle simply to "get out of the city" on weekends. I see a lot of dating profiles where people want to "go on adventures", "go hiking", "get out of the city" etc., for the most part this requires a vehicle, and therefore insurance, paying for gas, paying for parking, dealing with road rage and so on. If someone owning a vehicle and a dog qualifies them to be more valuable for a relationship that is ridiculous to me. Character, intelligence, soul, charm, compassion... these are so much more valuable traits to me than owning things. I see a lot of douchey looking guys with trendy dog breeds that live in Yaletown/Downtown and it seems obvious they're doing it to appeal to women. I love nature and dogs, I go on hikes when I'm travelling or happen to be near the wilderness, but I live in downtown Vancouver, and that's just not realistic to me right now. If I can take a bus to a hiking spot, I'll do it, but if anyone out there requires me to own a vehicle to be relationship material, sorry, that's just not happening.


You liked my dog...a latte.

You politely asked to pet my dog outside of Moja. After introducing you to him, you both...

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