As we head into the holiday season, let’s stop and think about an undeniable reality: whether it’s a new set of Le Creuset cookware, life-size Star Wars chess set, or Bengal tiger complete with its own enclosure, no one really needs more clutter in their lives. That makes consumables the savvy choice of smart Christmas shoppers. The following gift ideas revolve around liquor, which is practically indispensable for making it through the holiday season.

Art Boozel by Jennifer Croll

Ever feel sorry for someone whose home-cocktail repertoire consists of gin and tonics, Screwdrivers, and Sailor Jerry-spiked Five Alive? Help them elevate their mixology game with Vancouver author Jennifer Croll’s Art Boozel, a how-to guide which is as fun as it is informative. Subtitled “Cocktails inspired by modern and contemporary artists” the book offers exactly that with original recipes that capture the spirit of renegade visionaries ranging from Yoko Ono and Miranda July to Piet Mondrian and Jeff Wall. Each cocktail comes with a Kelly Shami drawing of the artist who inspired it, along with a quick history lesson on why that artist matters. Mixology neophytes will have zero trouble following Croll’s instructions—after you’ve made a batch of pineapple ice cubes and picked up some gold sugar in the baking aisle, the rest of a Jeff Koons cocktail is easy as pouring brandy, Goldschläger, fresh lime juice, and Angostura bitters into a shaker. Or making a rum and coke. ($27.95 at store.thepolygon.ca/products/art-boozel.)

Saint James Agricole Royal Ambré

There are those among us whose bucket-list goals include three nights at the Royal Hawaiian in Waikiki Beach, an apprenticeship at Los Angeles’ impossibly excellent Tiki-Ti, and an extended visit from the ghost of Trader Vic. That makes our favourite drink the Mai Tai, which has traditionally led to something of a problem in Vancouver. To make a proper Mai Tai faithful to the original recipe, one needs not only Jamaican rum, orgeat and simple syrups, fresh lime juice, and orange curacao, but also something called Martinique rum. (Yes, different rums matter in Tiki drinks—as anyone who’s ever tried to make a Painkiller with Havana Club will grimly tell you). For years—which is to say right back to when government B.C. Liquor Stores were run out of tents and off of horse wagons—Martinique has been nonexistent in these parts. That changed this fall. Instead of having to fly to Paris to load up, you can now—finally—find St. James Agricole Royal Ambré Martinique rum at B.C. Liquor Stores. In a best possible world St. James Hors D’Age or Extra Old would also be available, but hey, one Martinique rum on the shelves is better than none. ($32.99 at B.C. Liquor Stores.)

Odd Society Peat & Smoke Canadian Single Malt Whiskey

Normally, when the words “peat” and “whisky” are put together, one thinks of Scotland’s famously fog-shrouded moors, craggy windswept islands, and water-monster-inhabited lochs. East Vancouver’s much-loved Odd Society Spirits puts a local spin on the smoky-whisky game this fall with not one but two new offerings. Working with peated malt from the States and across the Atlantic, craft distillers Gordon Glanz and Joel McNichol came up with two standout offerings. Peat & Smoke Washington incorporates peat from the Skagit Valley for a whisky bursting with notes of fresh orange peel and toasted almonds—the smoke lingering in the background. Scotland provides the magic malt ingredient for Peat & Smoke Scottish, a more earthy offering where the smokiness takes centre stage, with vanilla-laced caramel and dark chocolate part of the profile. Both bottles weigh in at 46 percent ABV, and come in compact—and kind of cute—375 ml bottles. Finally, while this double-shot of must-haves is covetable enough—as a gift for someone else, or yourself—just wait until Odd Society Spirits unleashes its Burns Bog peat edition in 2025. ($40 for each bottle at Odd Society Spirits, 1725 Powell St., Vancouver.)

Shameful Tiki syrups

Let’s stick with the theme of tiki ingredients that are more difficult to find in Vancouver than snow at Christmas. Two of the secret ingredients in any tropical-drink bartender’s arsenal are falernum (a ginger-lime-and-spices concoction) and pimento liqueur (made with allspice berries, not those red things in ’70s-style olives). Boozy versions of both can be found in grocery stores the next time you’re on Barbados, or made at home if you’ve got the time and ability to follow one of the many online recipes. Or....you can head to Vancouver’s Shameful Tiki on Main Street the next time you’re only an ingredient or two away from executing an authentic Aku-Aku Gold Cup, Pearl Diver’s Punch, Navy Grog, or Three Dots and a Dash. Lotusland’s most authentic tiki bar is now offering house-made (and booze-free) falernum and allspice syrups, meaning instant gratification instead of having to mess around with strainers, saucepans, and coffee filters at home, and then waiting a month for the ingredients to infuse properly. Also on the Shameful Tiki shelves are a small-batch orgeat syrup, an instant Mai Tai kit, and a line of ultra-cool tiki mugs. ($22 at shamefultikiroom.com.)

Marshmallows Over a Campfire Whisky

Sons of Vancouver’s first foray into the world of whisky was something of a celebrated one, with the distillery’s dramatic Cigarettes on a Leather Jacket landing gold earlier this year at the Canadian Artisan Spirits Competition. This November’s follow-up, Marshmallows Over a Campfire, again goes the bold route with a rye whisky that started out in amaretto barrels four years ago before being moved to a used-Ardbeg vessel for a smoky finishing. If you’re a fan of SOV’s award-winning amaretto, and you’ve spent an evening or two with a snifter of peat-a-licious Ardbeg, you’ll have a good idea what to expect. Like Cigarettes, this is a limited release, which means smart holiday-season shoppers will have to act fast. Or, more proactively, show up at Sons of Vancouver in North Vancouver and start asking nicely if there’s a bottle in the back available for purchase. Tell them it’s Christmas and you’re desperately trying to complete your shopping for that someone who needs consumables, not clutter. ($119 including tax. Sons of Vancouver is at 1431 Crown St, North Vancouver.)