You were sleeping at a booth across from your friends and the waitress came by to wake you up. You had a blue Winnipeg Jets hat on and an adorable beard. I was sitting at the bar – tall brunette with glasses and a floral dress. I wanted to come over and talk to you but couldn't work up the courage. I am a huge Winnipeg Jets fan myself, love listening to trap rap and can cook a killer steak. I’m also into philosophy. Meet me at the Cambie at 8:30 pm next Friday. Let's chat. I'll be wearing the same dress.