I saw you in the produce section at Safeway. You: tall, Caucasian, brown hair, plaid shirt & work boots. Me: blonde, Caucasian, and was wearing a (relatively unattractive) puffy B&W jacket. Then you looked at me in my car (silver Honda Civic) and then I saw you get into your car (blue hatchback with a rooftop cargo carrier). I think you're cute. I should've talked to you, now here I am. Although, who wants to date someone who reads these looking for themselves? Lol.