I've been sitting on two broken ass pipes for a very long while. I figured with the new legalization, what the heck, let's get a new one. I walked up Main St to Puff close to closing time and asked to see the pipes designed by Matt White and pointed to them out to you. You were confused and started pulling out matte white pipes instead. It was an innocent mistake, but things continued to progress in a funny manner until the end of the sale. I ended up $0.50 cents ahead buy some nag champa and screens in addition to my new pipe. Your name was Jordan, mine Dave..